Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
May not have the history
But they're not too bad
—Rich318
Captain James T. Kirk
Of the starship Enterprise
Likes
Green Skinned Space Babes
Science officer
Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
He has pointy ears
Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Is a doctor not an X
Dammit, he's dead Jim
Hikaru Sulu
Is the helmsman of the ship
He performs judo
Montgomery Scott
Never told to "beam me up" Worked on the engines
Young Pavel Chekov
Navigates them to the stars
His gun means nothing
The Comms Officer
Lt. Uhura opens
Hailing frequencies
When I saw this film
I fell asleep instantly.
Not even a fan
Into the black hole
Where no man has gone before
Bend over, Scotty
