Haiku: Star Trek

Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
May not have the history
But they're not too bad

Captain James T. Kirk
Of the starship Enterprise
Likes Green Skinned Space Babes

Science officer
Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
He has pointy ears

Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Is a doctor not an X
Dammit, he's dead Jim

Hikaru Sulu
Is the helmsman of the ship
He performs judo

Montgomery Scott
Never told to "beam me up"
Worked on the engines

Young Pavel Chekov
Navigates them to the stars
His gun means nothing

The Comms Officer
Lt. Uhura opens
Hailing frequencies

When I saw this film
I fell asleep instantly.
Not even a fan

Ongoing mission
To explore strange new worlds
Oh look, a tribble

Small town rebel punk
Meets alien poindexter
Get out of the chair

Live long and prosper
Enterprise made by Apple
Parking brake is off

School-kids on starship
Vengeance consumes everything
The future begins

Star Trek saved by guy
Who really prefers Star Wars
Ha ha, go figure

Long-running franchise
I have only one question
Picard or Jim Kirk?

Into the black hole
Where no man has gone before
Bend over, Scotty