Haiku / SpongeBob SquarePants

Pineapple dweller
Has undersea adventures
With his wacky friends.
Submitted by Outta The BLAM

It's about a sponge
That lives in a pineapple?
How does this make sense?

There was an ugly
Barnacle, so ugly eve-
Ryone died. The end.

At first it's just weird,
but then, with Seasonal Rot,
it gets so much worse.

This show was a great classic,
then it got sucky.
Now this show just sucks.

Karma Houdini
Describes greedy Eugene Krabs
Sometimes it doesn't.
— Tropeicalparadise

self-destruct. Not one of my
— Plankton (Imitation Krabs)

The greatest cartoon.
Then, horrible things happened.
It's way past its prime.
— Stuffedninja

Oh my, Paul Tibbit...
Why did you ruin this show?
It used to be great!
— Unknown Troper

Fruit under the sea
There's a sponge that's in it
It used to be fun

Hillenburg Returns!
A little bit of beauty glows
within this little show again.

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