Just touch Vespa's hair\\
And she will go mad and push\\
The BerserkButton\\

Go LudicrousSpeed\\
In order to get Lone Starr\\
Too fast! Gone to plaid.\\
->-- Tropers/{{Shukmeister}}

One two three four five?\\
That's the same combination\\
That's on my luggage!\\

Vespa, come to me.\\
Daddy, is it really you?\\
Yes, dear. Would I lie?\\

Lone Starr will be ours.\\
Spaceball One is closing in.\\
Fire on one, two...wait!