Tonight we present
A brand new disappointment
By the grand Blue Blur
2D Sonic's back?
"Too modern!" the haters cry. Love It or Hate It.
Flat Sonic arrives
With equally flat comrades
Still not very good
Buy both episodes
Use lock-on technology
Episode Metal
A new Sonic Game?
With Metal Sonic, too? Brill-
WHY ARE HIS EYES GREEN
The first one was good
Heard the second was better
Alas, I've a Wii.
