Haiku / Sonata Arctica

Behold, I was bored:
The album "Reckoning Night"
Summed up in haiku

1. I was born too late
Life sucks so I write stories
I'm a misplaced man

2. Was too blind to see
You were clingy and whiny
I'm blinded no more?

3. "Ain't Your Fairytale":
Overhunt, wolves will eat you
Don't mess with nature

4. Intermission time!
Piano solo sounds like
Caleb's addled mind

5. In "Don't Say A Word"
Stalker with a crush becomes
Violent and jealous

6. Puppet-master creep
And reverse-Pinocchio
Overlong title

7. "My Selene": the guy
finds dream girl- literally
Ends with suicide?

8. Father was a thief
I'm not like him, I'm different!
I'm an arsonist

9. The lighthouse goes out
"White Pearl" crash; black oceans
Rise and swallow me

10. Last, "Shamandalie"
Obligatory ballad
Even I go "Aww..."

11. What the... Bonus track!
"To Create A Warlike Feel"?
Yeah, that's what it does.

I shall do the same
For the album of Silence
Summed up in Haiku.

1. Everything it has to give
The most beautiful music
Silence is golden.

2. In "Weballergy"
The lies cover up the truth.
You think you have it now?

3. False News Travels Fast
Life wrecked by the haunting lies
And i'm still your man.

4. Stalker with a crush
In "The End of This Chapter"
Shows his true colors.

5. Live with the Black Sheep
You can never escape, now.
Is this a rape song?

6. The Land of the Free
Is a true utopia
But we can't reach it.

7. A cheating girlfriend
And a dark and troubled past
Culminate in this.

8. Epic war of love
Sun of San Sebastian
The girl dies, I live.

9. Peer pressure and death
Cause you to sing in silence
Ends with suicide.

10. Ah, Revontulet!
Silence's instrumental
Nothing but awesome.

11. Epic Tear Jerker
Tallulah, the breakup song
Love is cruel sometimes.

12. The wolf and raven
Will teach you a thing or two
About servitude.

13. The Power of One
A man fights the entire world.
This is an epic song.