Haiku / Rule 34

If you like a show
you will find pornography
of it, it's somewhere!
Sizzly Bacon

Fencing? Apricots?
Tentacled catgirl robots?
Porn of it exists.
Fruity Oaty Bars

Nothing escapes it
Do you like a show or game?!
There will soon be porn!
Deep C

Cthulhu and Zalgo
Raping Slenderman is tame
On the internet.

This rule is untrue.
Do you really think there's porn
For all things that are?