Haiku / Rebuild of Evangelion

Oddly cheery girl,
Falls on top of our hero.
And yet: "ZA BEASTO".

He's finally snapped--
Growls, "Give Ayanami back."
So! Now the world's screwed.

Who the bloody hell
Spilt Their Gurren Lagaan on
My Angsty Whiner?

Explosions galore
Sad Panda is a badass
Therapy, worth it

The first depressed them,
So Anno made it happy-

So much suffering
Why can't Shinji be happy?
Gendo should just die
->— Silver Wings

And to think, how things
Were starting to look brighter,
Goddamnit, Anno!

In the first series
They killed everyone on Earth.
Lets do it again!