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Please watch your language
There may be children present
You fucking jackass

Krieg

When adding a swear,
You shouldn't overdo it.
Timing's everything.

Swearing is terrible
Except in moments of stress
Oh, son of a bitch

A haiku is ri-
-gid, in five-seven-five lines
It's hard. Fuck haikus.

When speaking English,
Make sure that you watch your words.
And don't fuck that up.

— Ego-Man 25

You all seem to think
That you can just use that word
For each fucking line.

When you have one fuck
But you gotta make it count
This is what you do

— lizardgai4

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