Haiku / Nightmare Retardant

Wait a minute. You
Actually expected
We'd be scared of that?
Headbreaker

That was not scary.
That was so hilarious.
No screams, just laughter.
Thepenguinking2

The problem with you
Is that you are too funny
To scare anyone.
YourDoom
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