"Why do we love ponies so?"
Adult men ponder Lauren Faust's proof that
Girly shows can be awesome
Busy now: PONIES My Little Pony:
Friendship is Magic is now
twenty times cooler. My Little Pony;
Awesome show, but only if
Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust's ponies:
Huge success with older males.
Indicative name? An old brony quote:
"Confound those little ponies,
They drive me to drink!" Can you believe it?
A good show about ponies?
I love it so much! Fine, be skeptical
If you take one little peek
WELCOME TO THE HERD. Sheís Celestia
Princess of Equestria
Making the sun rise Luna the younger
Rules over the moon and night
Also a Princess Rainbow Dash is fast
Wants to be a Wonderbolt
Go Rainbow Dash, go! An Apple Farmer
Applejack works very hard
For her family Sweet shy Fluttershy
Loves all birds and animals
And cares for them too Happy Pinkie Pie
Loves to throw lots of parties
Bringing joy to all Studious pony
And Celestiaís student
Sheís Twilight Sparkle Stylish Rarity
Makes dresses for a living
Donít call her a mule Spike the young dragon
Has a crush on Rarity
Likes to eat gemstones Wall-eyed fan-favourite
Derpy Hooves delivers post
And sure loves muffins Lyra and Bon Bon
Aren't they so cute together?
Fandom's OTP Traveller of space,
Havenít we seen him before?
Yes! Itís Doctor Whooves Is that Q voicing
Discord? How did they get him
to do such a thing?
—>Sizzly Bacon His name is Discord
Spirit of disharmony
Best Big Bad ever Why do I like this?
Why the hell do I like this?
WHY DO I LIKE THIS??
—Mswordx24 Just an FYI -
I like kickass Rainbow Dash
He likes Fluttershy.
—Eri Ponies on the Screens
You know where I'm at
Friendship in ray beams
20% cooler in 10 seconds flat
—NoChorusnote Ponies swarm 4chan
The unthinkable happened
Oh No... Not Again!
—DanielLC Ponies are awesome
It would have been surprising
[adult swim] spoiled it
—DanielLC Grown male pony fans;
shipping cartoon horses is
the new machismo
—FourthDerivative Ponies WERE for kids;
Enter the great Lauren Faust;
Welcome to the Herd
—Ace Of Scarabs Reluctant to watch.
Fine, just one quick peek...LATER
I HAVE JOINED THE HERD
—R.L. Yoshi Fabulous moustache
Somepony chopped it clean off
I cried, "what a world"
—Webby Pipsqueak the pirate
Here for his first Nightmare Night
Doesn't get candy
—Underlord Z Lebowski shout-out
In MLP episode?
Fangasms were had. Tank is a tortoise
And though annoying at first
He's now Rainbow's pet When I watch this show
I always think that guys are
Watching this show too Now I'm a brony
I have no regrets right now
I can has brohoof?
~/raigakuren My Little Pony
Now twenty-percent cooler
Thank you, Lauren Faust Now, Hearth's Warming eve
Has come into our grand hearts
Friendship can now bloom
—LordZorc "Careful, Derpy" and
"I just don't know what went wrong!"
All bronies rejoice.
—The Doctor Donna My Little Pony
Isn't that for little girls?
But it makes me smile
At least one thing makes me say
Damn, I love this show!
My friends all scoff, "Dude,"
"You watch My Little Pony?"
I reply, "Eeeyup."
The Queen Chrysalis:
Feeds off your love and shapeshifts
And beats Celestia!
AJ works at a brothel?
Nah, it's a kid's show.
Terrorized Crystal Ponies
Heart as black as night
No more Derpy Hooves
Twilight now an alicorn?
Some say: "It's over!"
-The Great Unknown Derpy has returned
Season four comes in due time
Fandom remains strong
Pleasant fashion show
Giant laser strikes a god
Friendship is magic
—Clever Pun Woah, what the hay! I
Didn't think this would be good!
...Did I just say 'hay?'
-_- -Syrika Rock, you are a rock
Gray, like a rock, which you are
Maud really loves rocks.