Haiku / Mugging the Monster

Wait in dark, dirty alley.
See easy mark. Smile, will take wallet.
No! He kick my ass!

I will mug this guy.
Looks short, scruffy, pathetic.
Oh Crap! Wolverine!
—>Completely Normal Guy

Thief tried to mug me.
Guess he didn't I'm awesome.
What an idiot.