Wait in dark, dirty alley.
See easy mark. Smile, will take wallet.
No! He kick my ass!
—Marcus
I will mug this guy.
Looks short, scruffy, pathetic.
Oh, Crap!! Wolverine!
—>Completely Normal Guy
Thief tried to mug me.
Guess he didn't I'm awesome.
What an idiot.
Avast, me hearties!
That's not a merchant vessel,
But a navy ship!
