Haiku: Most Common Superpower

Shapeshifting needed
To fit into that costume?
Nah, they all do that.
Planet-man

Superheroines
Need their superstrength to stand
Up straight with those boobs.
Mr Death

Superheroines
frequently are oversized
with huge... tracts of land.
alliterator

Described in one word
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And big ones at that
Major Tom

The villain's last words:
"Your mammaries are crushing me."
A very good death
Hremsfeld

The divine right of
hyper human mammaries.
Sweet juggs, Power Girl.
Warrior of Light


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