Haiku: Labyrinth

Baby wished away
Thirteen-hour time limit
Boogie Wonderland
Sapphire Redux

Children, do not look.
An Internet star is born:
David Bowie's "Area."

Oh, please don't say that
'You remind me of the babe'
Because then— "What babe?"

Ludo, furry beast
Who would have ever forseen
He'd have his own band?

Is it just me, or
Does Connelly's acting go
From poor to decent?