Haiku / Kingdom of Loathing

World of stick figures,
pop culture and strange humor;
Advent'rer is you.

Brave the storm of puns
Kill evil, silly creatures
Lather, rinse, repeat

A haiku about
A game with lots of haiku?
Wow - my head asplodes.

This game has a place
All adventures are haiku
That is pretty cool

Buy casino pass
Lose at MMG and cry
Get Meat and repeat

You must save the king
From the Naughty Sorceress
And other strange foes
->-Thorn King

Fight a lot of stuff
But please learn the golden rule
Dolphins are evil