Haiku: KaBlam!

Hosts Henry and June
live in a comic book and
watch tons of cartoons.
—>Sizzly Bacon

In an attempt to
teach a caveman to evolve,
the alien fails.
—>Sizzly Bacon

Ferret... thingies named
Sniz and Fondue, Slice of Life
show at its finest.
—>Sizzly Bacon

Loopy's weird journeys,
as told by her big brother,
both are paper dolls.
—>Sizzly Bacon

Action figure league,
try to fight crime but aren't quite
willing to do it.

"They never stay, never stay small
And The Populars don't like 'em at all
But that's okay, life is sweet
Play cool, they're Off-Beats"