Haiku: iCarly

Cute girl with webshow,
Hollywood nerd craves her love.
Sam enjoys fine ham.
Mack

Carly, Sam, Freddie
Spend time on the internet
Making a web show.
Underlord Z

Schneider's Bakery
Getting crap past the radar
Again and again.
Nettik

In five, four, three, two-
Why didn't you say the one?
You just don't, okay?!
Dolphinz

Carly, Sam, Freddie
Home on Nickelodeon
Better Than It Sounds
Original Hobbit

Yes, iCarly likes,
Getting crap past the radar
But that does not count
Original Hobbit