Haiku / House

He's snarky and tall
Untangles squicky illness
People are baffled.

He's old and damaged
A medical detective
Addicted to drugs.

A snarky old doc
With stubble and no lab coat
Its never lupus.

He thinks he's so smart
And so, he's a total ass
Huge ego, sorry

Docs House and Cuddy
You're made for each other, but
Will not be happy.

Both House and Wilson
Fail to see what is right there
In front of their eyes

Doctor Sherlock Holmes
except he's American
Played by Hugh Laurie.