> Compose Japanese poetry. You proceed to write
simple yet elegant words
regarding this work. Due to the constant updating nature of Homestuck, all spoilers are left unmarked.
"Look, a webcomic!
What does this [S] thingy mean-"
Your mind has been blown.
-SMARTALIENQT Four kids play a game.
Moments later, they find out
the game's playing them.
-Joseph Staleknight Twelve alien kids,
playing a game of high stakes;
Welcome to Hivebent.
-Joseph Staleknight Four children, one game.
That sounds simple enough, right?
Not simple for long.
-King Zila The Sims meets Earthbound
That's how Andrew explained it.
Better than it sounds.
-Replis Monathin One Troll has gone sane,
Trying to kill all the rest.
Run from the HONKing.
-JK Roo Go on, get some sleep
Let us be tangle buddies!
Never sleep again.
- Palhinuk Disc One had five acts.
Disc Two will have two acts more!
...If we can find it.
-Joseph Staleknight Hey bro, new update!
Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!
...It's been scratched, sadly...
-Wikkit First it was just John
Then the zodiac appeared
Try to save your life
-Calamity Jane Once dead, now alive
Born from green miles destruction
Arisen Anew Four friends and a game
It will be so much fun guys
Then we start dying By Potato4 Twelve trolls and twelve signs
It seems so obvious now
Trolls: our zodiac By Rosemarie This is really dumb
Andrew why you gotta mock
us so much. it hurts.
-Katana With future haiku
Please don't use any spoiler tags
it's a new standard
-Katana Regarding Homestuck
You can be sure of one thing:
All puns are plot points
-Qualtagh An omniscient Doc
Who mocks us with his white text
gets creamed by Hussie
Like really no joke
Beats up the narrator
Stop trolling us man
-Potato 4 End of the Act's here.
Time to sit back, relax, and—
DID THE SITE JUST CRASH?!
-Joseph Staleknight Okay, much better.
Mirror's stable, now to watch—
Oh holy shit what.
-Joseph Staleknight All that ever was
And all that ever will be
Drifts into the Sun. Brand new universe.
Guardians switch out with kids-
Guess what happens next.
-Nanakiro Puns, plot points, madness.
What the hell is going on.
Quirky kids and trolls.
Go forth, unnamed child,
and fulfill your destiny.
Will the journey end
in victory or defeat?
Only Andrew knows.
(Except, not really;
he just pulls it out his ass.
-Ambey - Ambey What is this nonsense
Praises surely oversung
... HOLY FUCKING SHIT
- Andreus Four-thirteen, six-twelve,
Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;
- Joseph Staleknight E%quisite Mind Screw,
Time Travel, weird plot, and buckets.
So glubbing awesome. - Lokie "It was me and Jake,
And we wrestled tenderly"
Cool story, Brobot.
- salixbabe We are all obsessed.
First we crashed Andrew's website.
Then down came Newgrounds.
- Pyro Forge John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.
Played a game called Sburb Beta.
- leppaberry Though it may seem odd,
This comic is addicting.
Even though it's long.
- Landorkus Entangled in words.
Pictures show epic events.
I'm still so confused.
- Silens Vox If you want to know
What Homestuck is, read Homestuck.
The feeling will pass.
- Anonymous On the Heir's birthday,
Mythical heroes ascend.
Longest day ever.
- Goldenpelt First there's four quadrants,
Now there's nine more shipping ways?
How far will he go?
- StongRadd Nak nak nak nak nak
Nak nakka nakka nak nak
Nakka nak nak nak.
- LOHAC Gator What's this webcomic?
Three years of material?
God fucking dammit.
- ch405_5p34r Massive cliffhanger!
- Palhinuk Everyone is dead
Ascend to God-Tier status
Confusing as hell
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