Kirk and Spock are
Sittin' in a tree K-I-
S-S-I-N-
Squeeeeeeee!
Are they gay or not?
Getting Crap Past The Gaydar Is just what they do
It looks like they're gay
Word Of God says that they're not?
The fangirls don't care.
Jay doesn't fool us
Says he's the clit commando But he is Bob's bitch.
— Rich318
Your show has
Slash Fics. It isn't that surprising.
There's too much subtext.