Haiku: Ho Yay

Kirk and Spock are
Sittin' in a tree K-I-

Are they gay or not?
Getting Crap Past The Gaydar
Is just what they do

It looks like they're gay
Word of God says that they're not?
The fangirls don't care.

Jay doesn't fool us
Says he's the clit commando
But he is Bob's bitch.
— Rich318

Your show has Slash Fics.
It isn't that surprising.
There's too much subtext.