Haiku: Higurashi: When They Cry

FYI, this haiku rather efficiently spoils the 3 biggest plot twists of the series:
Hate Plagues and time loops
Beware the stoned Takano.
Omochikaeri!!!!!!!!!!!
Major Tom

A plot twist haiku sequel to the one above:
Mion has a twin
Oyashiro is female
Shion's the killer
magnum12

Murders in the dark.
Paranoia covers truth
Where cicadas cry.
Replis Monathin

Ah, Higurashi.
With your Holy Shit Quotient,
Who can sleep at night?
Zfish9

Akasaka...Damn.
Took a Level in Badass.
Queue Big Damn Hero.
Zfish9

Nano desu yo,
Nipah, omochikaeri!
Hau hau, hau hau hau!
Amelon1