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Haiku / Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?

Who, me? Gay? No way!
There's nothing wrong with that, though!
I am straight, really!

I am not a gay!
I don't care who mentioned it!
...Huh? Nobody did?

I love the ladies
You did not bring it up but
Penis disgusts me
wanbli


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