Who, me? ''Gay?'' No way!\\
[[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat There's nothing wrong with that, though!]]\\
I ''am'' straight, really!

I am not a gay!\\
I don't care who mentioned it!\\
...Huh? Nobody did?

I love the ladies\\
You did not bring it up but\\
Penis disgusts me

I know no one asked,\\
But I am not gay today.\\
Don't know tomorrow.
--> Yugi195