Haiku / Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?

Who, me? Gay? No way!
There's nothing wrong with that, though!
I am straight, really!

I am not a gay!
I don't care who mentioned it!
...Huh? Nobody did?

I love the ladies
You did not bring it up but
Penis disgusts me

I know no one asked,
But I am not gay today.
Don't know tomorrow.