Haiku / Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Meet Loony Lovegood
Friendless, peculiar, Luna
No longer lonely.
—Loony Lovegood

Umbridge is a toad
Her bow is like a big fly
Torturing students

Lupin: "People do
stupid things when they're fifteen."
Harry: "I'm fifteen!"

Voldemort is back
Fudge does not believe Harry
Umbridge freakin' sucks.

Brains in the green tank
Bell jar with a changing bird
Scary dark curtain