Haiku / Gravity Falls

Not every summer
do abstruse tourism sites
become your locale.
—> SizzlyBacon

What do you get when
twins move in with Grunkle Stan?
So much craziness.
—> ConanEdogawa

Now who here would like
To put on a few blindfolds
And enter my car?
—> FossilsDaDaDa

The Mystery Shack
Is run by a man that is
More than what he seems
—> Enjoydamoment

Liar and monster
Beware the pyramid eye
HE is watching you!
—> cemetarysweetheart

The newest attract—
—tion at the Mystery Shack
is you, the viewer.
—> {{@Adele Potter}}

Never thought I'd say
That I ship Dipcifica
But I totes do now
—> {{@lisamariefan}}

After all this time
We finally get answers
Twins run in family's
—> Enjoydamoment

After thirty years
The Author is coming back
And he is Stan's twin.
—> Alkochochlik

HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES
Everything is crazy now
Let's see how this ends
—> PonPonPonies

Thirty years and now
he's back. The mystery in
the Mystery Shack
—> {{Pon Pon Ponies}

When Gravity Falls,
And earth becomes sky, fear the
Beast with just one eye.

The rift is broken.
The future's coming for us.
Has Bill really won?

Put that dimension
Back where it came from, Cipher.
Stop misbehaving.
Neelh

Bill has the power
It is the end of the world
And Mabel is dead!
—> bomberman121890

Time Baby is dead
And meaning has no meaning
Bill Cipher has won.
—> Alkochochlik

The end is now here
But one question still remains:
Which Pines will survive?
—>TheOtakuNinja

Ford's a backscratcher,
And the journals have been burnt,
How could things get worse
?

THE FATE OF THE WORLD
RESTS IN MY HANDS ALONE
I'M WATCHING YOU NERDS!
—>Bomberman121890

We'll take back the Falls
Just as it all ends. But oh
how we will all cry
—> Enjoydamoment

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A reaction on Tumblr to Disney Insider's tweet that the Gravity Falls finale "is going to blow your mind... and break your heart"

It's come to a close
I can't believe it's over
I will miss the Pines
—>Bomberman121890

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—> Enjoydamoment

It has been over One hundred days and I'm still Not over this show
Neelh

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