Haiku / Gaming In The Clinton Years

Awful game reviews
by George Wood that were almost
forever obscure.

Great game idea:
Give Lara Croft breast cancer.
What? No one sees it?

Donkey Kong Country 1:
If you do not buy this game,
then you are stupid.

Drive cars through Waterfalls
"It's a great idea" said George Wood
Gaming in The Clinton Years
—Tropers/Drbebop
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