Haiku / Gaming in the Clinton Years

Awful game reviews
by George Wood that were almost
forever obscure.

Great game idea:
Give Lara Croft breast cancer.
What? No one sees it?

Donkey Kong Country:
If you do not buy this game,
then you are stupid.
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