Haiku / Futurama

This is Philip Fry's
'Bouts after being frozen
For a thousand years.

Sizzly Bacon

Bender, a robot
He has but one simple dream:
To kill all humans.

Delivery boy,
Former human popsicle,
Seeks a hot cyclops.

Good news everyone!
Futurama is back on:
Comedy central.

A Non Sequitur
I think is needed here, OK?
So, why not Zoidberg?
Random Chaos

Hooray, it is back!
Oh, wait, it's cancelled again.
Just choose one and stay

Attetion, meatbags
Bite my shiny metal ass!
I'm Bender, baby.