Haiku / E = MC Hammer

TV classroom scene?
Never any good at math?
The viewers won't mind...

—Sizzly Bacon

Use integrals, pi.
Even the square root of i
In kindergarten.

—Jaketroper

h³ × ρ↑¹²ω = 2 + 2^Pronounced 
Planck's constant cubed times
Rho twelve arrows omega
Equals two plus two

—Baffle Blend

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