Jake and Jennifer,
Twin Eagles who aid police
By solving cases. Mark Moriarty,
By and large a major douche
Who seeks to get rich. Nigel Eagle, mate!
He loves fish and chips a lot.
Don't get between them. The Cheswick couple.
They love cats of all sizes
And abhor fox hunts. Basil, Miranda;
The aunt and uncle who love
And trust each other. Oh, Macavity,
You catty, crafty trickster
Who loves animals!