Jake and Jennifer,
Twin Eagles who
aid police By solving cases.
Mark Moriarty,
By and large
a major douche Who seeks to get
rich.
Nigel Eagle, mate!
He loves
fish and chips a lot.
Don't get between them.
The Cheswick couple.
They love cats of all sizes
And abhor fox hunts.
Basil, Miranda;
The aunt and uncle who love
And trust each other.
Oh, Macavity,
You catty, crafty trickster
Who loves animals!
