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Haiku / Does Not Like Spam

Source: Monty Python.
Someone really hates a food,
and boy, do they hate.
Sizzly Bacon

I will not eat that!
Though you may bribe or threaten,
I would rather starve.

Bacon, egg, and spam;
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam;
They do not like spam.
—Ocean Homer

What are you doing?
You should know I don't like this.
Bring me something good.
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