Haiku / Doctor Who

A Police Box that's
Far bigger on the inside
Goes through time and space

The Doctor
Incidental saviour
Who bypasses history

He's our first Doctor,
A Technical Pacifist.
He's a grandfather.
— notreallyatroper

Many companions
Adric annoyed everyone
The rest were okay

This is the one show
Where the Wild Mass Guess is true
He is a Time Lord

We're very sorry

we lost the middle.

Hartnell: Grandfather;
Proper gentleman who stole
Time and space machine.

Troughton: Most is lost
Due to wiping tapes. (What shame!)
His best friend: Jamie.

Pertwee: in color!
Stuck on earth for far too long;
Oft fought The Master.

Tom: Bohemian;
Longest lasting on telly;
Melancholy end.

Davison: Cricket;
Polite, reserved, but boring?
"Caves" was best but last.

Colin: The colors!
Caustic, antisocial, but
Axed too soon by Beeb.

McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.
Clown, then darker/edgier;
Had nice final speech.

McGann: Half-human
On his mother's side (Or not!);
Should have had more time.

Eccleston: Did not
Want typecasting; bailed quickly;
Nice while it lasted.

Tennant: fan of Fifth;
"Brilliant!" but vengeful; went mad
At end; repented.

Smith: Bow Ties Are Cool.
Fezzes too. Pandoricas?
Not so much, Amy.

Fantastic, Moffat
But when you explain all this
Our minds will explode.
— werebunny131

Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.
He was killed by an Angel.
Now he is pissed off.

Peter Davison
Tennant is a huge fanboy
He wears celery

When Demon's Run,
The Pond child is lost.
The Doctor will fall.

They stole each other,
The boy and box of space-time
They were mad enough
—Completely Different

— Jarieスイクン

Let's Go Kill Hitler
Or lock him in the cupboard
Forgotten Quickly

The Weeping Angels
Move just when you're not looking
No. Really. Don't blink.

The Doctor will fall
On the fields of Trenzalore
Question: Doctor Who?

Sailing Time and Space
Blue Box Rockets Through Heaven
Bananas are Good

Tom Baker was Fourth
D'you want a jelly baby?
Always wore his scarf.

The Ponds are leaving
No no no no no no no
No no no no no.

Jenna appeared early
Attractive, flirty, but a dalek
See her next at Christmas.
-Electric Nova-

Don't blink or you're dead
Bowties and fezzes are cool
'Nuff said. Allons-y!
-R.L. Yoshi

Goodbye, universe.
— Tero

— Tero

True Doctor Who fans
Wish to use the TARDIS to
Save the master tapes.
— Argovald Dweller

Sum up The Doctor
Anywhere or Anywhen
Just not his target
— Keybounce

Rory is alive;
Then dead, alive, dead, alive;
Then, probably dead.
Ocean Homer

Two shadows mean
You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!
Who turned out the lights?

Two shadows mean
You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!
Who turned out the lights?

Two shadows mean
You'll soon be dead, bare bones... Hey!
Who turned out the lights?
— Binzobargle

A new incarnation
Forgotten by the Doctor
The Black Sheep- John Hurt.
— Jarvindalus Province

Why is Susan strange?
Two teachers investigate.
Adventure ensues.

A cosmic hobo
Meets monsters through time and space
With Scotsman and girl.

"James-Bond" alien
Exiled to Earth, shall battle...
Everyday objects?

Odd time-traveler.
Gothic, funny adventures...
...Serious ones, too!

Hero cricketeer's
Time-traveling family
Ends with tragedy.

Bright, rainbow coat on
Alien with heart of gold:
He is a hero!

Little man: silly?
No, he is very cunning
And trains his friend, Ace.

A romantic man
With two hearts has adventures
That break his two hearts.

The Time War is here,
But a Doctor ends the war
With his words - "No more".

Young British girl meets
Alien war veteran,
Who learns happiness.

Old foes, new foes, fun
Alien time-traveler.
It ends quite sadly.

Amy Pond learns her
"Imaginary" friend is
A time-traveler.

He rescues people,
Saves worlds, faces great evils...
And he runs a lot.

Seriously, friend,
There's an outrageous amount
Of running involved.

Downloading upgrade...
Everybody lives! Just once,

Our Raggedy Man
Has gone to sleep- it's midnight
Hello, Doctor Twelve.

Psychic Paper trick
"A Responsible Adult"
Woops! A lie too big.

Madman in a box.
Adventures in space and time.

BBC America:
If you keep skipping Nine's run...
Prepare to see Hell.

She's number thirteen,
and the first that is female,
the future looks bright.