"Verily, 'tis true!"\\
"Nay, 'tis lies, and we've proof! See?"\\
"I stand by my claim."

I've done my research, you see\\
You know that you can trust me\\
For I've read many books\\
And online I've looked\\
So I know a haiku this be.\\
-- @/RLYoshi

Those stupid authors\\
Were too lazy to research\\
Anything they thought.

But rather than be\\
Intellectually fair,\\
They've feigned honesty.\\
-- @/BananaPancakes