Haiku: Dan Browned

"Verily, 'tis true!"
"Nay, 'tis lies, and we've proof! See?"
"I stand by my claim."

I've done my research, you see
You know that you can trust me
For I've read many books
And online I've looked
So I know a haiku this be.
R.L. Yoshi

Those stupid authors
Were too lazy to research
Anything they thought.

But rather than be
Intellectually fair,
They've feigned honesty.
Banana Pancakes