Preachy comic strips,\\
Chick Tracts' ignorant author\\
forces the morals.
-->-- Tropers/SizzlyBacon

When I read Chick Tracts\\
I go lolwhut. [[MyGodYouAreSerious Then I find\\
out he's serious]].

Don't drop the anvil\\
Makes Christians look like morons\\
Too {{Anvilicious}}!
-->-- @/{{Kexruct}}

{{Anvilicious}} strips\\
that make every Christian go,\\
like, "[[UnwantedAssistance Stop Helping Me]]"
-->-- @/AlexSora89

This preacher's creepy,\\
harrassing groups of people\\
that aren't just like him.
-->-- @/{{DeepC}}

It's because of him\\
that I started reading the\\
Literature/HarryPotter books.
-->-- @/{{EranofArcadia}}

Whatever God says\\
it's much harder to believe\\
with all of the {{Narm}}.
-->-- @/{{Seaport}}

All of Jack Chick's tracts\\
Are the very reason that\\
I'm an atheist.
-->-- @/OhManOhMy

Jack Chick likes to think\\
That [[AncientConspiracy evil Catholicism]]\\
Causes everything.
-->-- @/XanaduRising

[[AnviLicious The moral here is]]\\
Become born-again Christian or\\
you end up in hell.
-->-- @/PseudoDino

You will go to hell.
You will really go to hell.
You will go to hell
-->-- @/Hagagaga

Jack Chick and his tracts\\
Make me very happy to\\
To be [[CampGay flaming gay]]
-->-- @/CainandAble

These Comics are a\\
great example why you should\\
not [[DontShootTheMessage shoot the message]].
-->-- @/{{Sammy-Dragon92}}

Some of Jack Chick's tracts\\
could have been [[TearJerker touching]] - had they\\
been less filled with {{Narm}}.
-->-- @/MerlinOfKensington

My grandmother read\\
Chick Tracts, and kept them around\\