Haiku / Candle Jack

Freakazoid! villain
Say "Candle Jack," and watch out!
He'll make you disapp

Describe Candle Jack
In seventeen syllables?
That's very diffic
Johnny E

Everyone knows him,
Yet no one wants to say him.
The name: "Candle Jack".
Crazy Lu

We know what happens,
But we still say Candle Jack.
We're a bunch of id

Oh, what Idiots.
Candle Jack has stopped them from
Finishing their hai
Sal Fish Fin

The way to beat him:
Say his name at the finish.
Like this: Candle Jack

No one should ever
Say Candle Jack's name, but
Oh darn, I said i

You're doing it wrong
Say Candle Jack and then you
Can't fini

Don't say this guy's name,
Or, like everyone above,
You will get kidnapped.

Good old Candle J,
he is always so polite.
He clicks "save" for you.
Lord Nadir

I wrote a haiku
But it mentioned his name, so
I couldn't click "save."

Ha! I said his name,
And yet I'm still typing this!
He'll never catch m
So We Ate Them

Warn them of him, but
Never say his name, or else
Candle Jack will ge

If his last name jumped
Over his first name. Then we'd
Have a nursery rhyme

I've looked to the left.
And to the right. He's not here.
So! Candle Jack! Hah!
— Wer

Above troper! Watch
out, Candle Jack is behind
you, oh no that's hi
— Snowsky

They've all been kidnapped!
Fancy saying "Candle Jack"!
But I'm much too clev
— Captain Pedant

Candle Jack? Yeah right.
Just build a freaking sentry.
That takes care of that.
Rayne Cyro

He is everywhere.
In your house and in your dreams.
And with enough rope.

It is challenging
Working in a hardware store
Where is all the rope?
— duh

Where are all the cops?
I can only assume he
Got all of them, too.

So, apparently
Shocker and we-know-who have
the same voice actor
(Will he need more rope too?)
Spideymonfan 101 just made a very painful haiku

Why does typing work?
We are not verbalizing
Candle Jack... Oh da

S 1 LLY HUM 4 N M 3 M 3 S
"C 4 NDL 3 J 4 CK"! ST 1
— gallowsCalibrator (MortTheGhost)

Apparently he
Can get to other planets
Like Alternia.
Mort The Ghost

Seriously, guys
How could Chuck Norris stop him?
Let's call Slender Man.

So many haikus
Yet Candle Jack speaks in none
Until now, suckers!
Dr Nopuma

You keep saying his
name - either you're dumb or you
like being tied up.
-Miss Desperado

You won't stop saying my name
Now I need more rope.
— Candle Jack