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Haiku: Candlejack
Freakazoid! villain
Say "Candle Jack," and watch out!
He'll make you disapp
dockmarm

Describe Candle Jack
In seventeen syllables?
That's very diffic
Johnny E

Everyone knows him,
Yet no one wants to say him.
The name: "Candle Jack".
Crazy Lu

We know what happens,
But we still say Candle Jack.
We're a bunch of id
Bufuman

Oh, what Idiots.
Candle Jack has stopped them from
Finishing their hai
Sal Fish Fin

The way to beat him:
Say his name at the finish.
Like this: Candle Jack
Wa

No one should ever
Say Candle Jack's name, but
Oh darn, I said i
Iceguppie

You're doing it wrong
Say Candle Jack and then you
Can't fini
—Anonymous

Don't say this guy's name,
Or, like everyone above,
You will get kidnapped.

Good old Candle J,
he is always so polite.
He clicks "save" for you.
Lord Nadir who is also very savvy.

I wrote a haiku
But it mentioned his name, so
I couldn't click "save."
—Anonymous

Ha! I said his name,
And yet I'm still typing this!
He'll never catch m
So We Ate Them

Warn them of him, but
Never say his name, or else
Candle Jack will ge
Bozozoku

If his last name jumped
Over his first name. Then we'd
Have a nursery rhyme

I've looked to the left.
And to the right. He's not here.
So! Candle Jack! Hah!
— Wer

Above troper! Watch
out, Candle Jack is behind
you, oh no that's hi
— Snowsky

They've all been kidnapped!
Fancy saying "Candle Jack"!
But I'm much too clev
— Captain Pedant

Candle Jack? Yeah right.
Just build a freaking sentry.
That takes care of that.
Rayne Cyro

He is everywhere.
In your house and in your dreams.
And with enough rope.
Vanguard1505

It is challenging
Working in a hardware store
Where is all the rope?
— duh

Where are all the cops?
I can only assume he
Got all of them, too.
Incom

So, apparently
Shocker and we-know-who have
the same voice actor
(Will he need more rope too?)
—Spideymonfan101 just made a very painful haiku

Why does typing work?
We are not verbalizing
Candle Jack... Oh da
Android2137

S 1 LLY HUM 4 N M 3 M 3 S
YOUR B3L13FS 4R3 L4UGH4BL3
"C 4 NDL 3 J 4 CK"! ST 1
— gallowsCalibrator (MortTheGhost)

Apparently he
Can get to other planets
Like Alternia.
Mort The Ghost


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