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Say "Candle Jack," and watch out! He'll make you disapp —dockmarm Describe Candle Jack In seventeen syllables? That's very diffic —Johnny E Everyone knows him, Yet no one wants to say him. The name: "Candle Jack". —Crazy Lu We know what happens, But we still say Candle Jack. We're a bunch of id —Bufuman Oh, what Idiots. Candle Jack has stopped them from Finishing their hai — Sal Fish Fin The way to beat him: Say his name at the finish. Like this: Candle Jack —Wa No one should ever Say Candle Jack's name, but Oh darn, I said i —Iceguppie You're doing it wrong Say Candle Jack and then you Can't fini —Anonymous Don't say this guy's name, Or, like everyone above, You will get kidnapped. he is always so polite. He clicks "save" for you. —Lord Nadir who is also very savvy. I wrote a haiku But it mentioned his name, so I couldn't click "save." —Anonymous Ha! I said his name, And yet I'm still typing this! He'll never catch m —So We Ate Them Warn them of him, but Never say his name, or else Candle Jack will ge —Bozozoku If his last name jumped Over his first name. Then we'd Have a nursery rhyme I've looked to the left. And to the right. He's not here. So! Candle Jack! Hah! — Wer Above troper! Watch out, Candle Jack is behind you, oh no that's hi — Snowsky They've all been kidnapped! Fancy saying "Candle Jack"! But I'm much too clev — Captain Pedant Candle Jack? Yeah right. Just build a freaking sentry. That takes care of that. — Rayne Cyro. The result. In your house and in your dreams. And with enough rope. — Vanguard1505 It is challenging Working in a hardware store Where is all the rope? — duh Where are all the cops? I can only assume he Got all of them, too. — Incom
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