Haiku / Atop the Fourth Wall

Nice hat, a cool gun
He lets the bad comics burn
He is a man! (punch)

Atop the fourth wall
Adorkable Linkara
And the fangirls Squee!

A "snarky bastard"
Reviewing awful comics?
Must be Linkara!

Made a bad comic?
Now you must pay for your crimes
c/o Sir Lovhaug.

Storylines scare us
The Entity is watching
But we're safeLOOK OUT!

Punches in the Guts.
Shoots with a magic flintlock.
Denies Wearing Hat.

"My name is Hyku.
Steeledge is my family name.
Springtime comes and goes."
—Linkara himself, on a particularly awful character name.