Haiku: Asexuality

He won't date neither
girls nor guys, and thus you get
pretty much this trope.

He's straight to the guys
but he's gay to the ladies.
My haiku beats yours :D

I'm sorry, ladies,
For not ravishing you all.
I'm asexual

Dear gentlemen, I
Must decline your offers and
Those of you who don't
Call yourself male or female
Aren't for me either
Dinru

"Stop! Don't touch me there!
That *points* is my private square!"
"My body, my rules!"

"I want to date you."
"Sorry, I'm asexual."
"That's new and different."
Kif

I'm not interested girls
I'm not interested in guys
I'm completely uninterested