Haiku / Anachronism Stew

Something's not quite right.
Ninjas in Ancient Egypt?
You fail history.

What did you just say?
The Nazis have invaded? !
Release the T. Rex.

An Ode to my Love
I see thee on this fine day,
Thou art lookin’ good.

Huh? I don't recall
There being dinosaurs when
World War 1 was fought.

Cavemen using nukes
To fight the robot army
In World War Two? Sure.