Haiku / Action 52

52 games packed
In one not-so-cheap cartridge—
None work all too well.

One dumb company
Charged 200 bucks for crap
They are infamous.

Made in USA?
I may be a patriot
But this is pure shit.

Welcome to our game
We have 52 great games
Make your selection...

Way too many games
Quality beats quantity
You should all know that!