Groin Attack / Mythology

Played for Drama

  • In Greek Mythology:
    • When Gaia the Earth was sick of her husband Uranus the Sky (who was also her son) ramming their children back into her womb (or in other versions of the myth, eating them) because he hated and feared them, she fashioned a sickle and asked her children to avenge her. The youngest and boldest one, Cronus, then took the sickle, and castrated his father when Uranus let his guard down. Uranus then cursed them with the name "Titans", or "Over-reachers".
    • The Greeks may have gotten this story from the earlier Hittite myth, in which Kumarbi bites off the testicles of the sky god Anu and gets pregnant from them.
    • Adonis was caught in a Love Triangle between Persephone and Aphrodite. Aphrodite won, and the jealous Persephone told Ares of Aphrodite's new lover. Ares turned into a boar and gored Adonis in the crotch.
    • Vincenzo de'Rossi's statue of Herakles wrestling King Diomedes shows one demigod, caught in a piledriver, countering by grabbing the other demigod's junk.
  • Egyptian Mythology:
    • Having murdered his brother Osiris, the Set dismembered the corpse. This included the severing of Osiris's penis, which was swallowed by a fish before Isis could find it and incorporate it into her late husband's reassembled body.
    • He got better though after Isis created a new one for him out of ivory.
    • Later in the same myth, Seth gets one or both his Crown Jewels ripped off by Horus in a fight, depending on the version. What goes around comes around, eh?
  • The Fisher King from the Parcival mythos. A spear got him in the hips...groins...whatever. (Your Bowdlerize may vary, see here for details.)
  • The legend of "Kanamara" ("steel penis") has a demon taking a liking to a Girl Next Door, forcibly giving her a Vagina Dentata via Demonic Possession, and inflicting this on least two prospect grooms during their respective wedding nights. The third groom was a Genre Savvy blacksmith who forged a "dildo" and tricked the demon into biting it instead of his cock, managing to shoo the demon away and get Happily Married to the grateful girl. The legend would be the origin of the rather infamous "Kanamara Matsuri"


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