* Thanks to Hector's StrawVegetarian girlfriend, Jeremy [[http://hrsbstaff.ednet.ns.ca/smithsi/LA7/02%20-%20STEP%20UP/Student%20Book/038-039.pdf releases a box of]] '''''fifty-thousand''''' [[FreeTheFrogs live crickets]] ''[[LethallyStupid in the middle of the school hallway.]]'' RealityEnsues when the exterminators show up.
-->'''Connie:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight Are you telling me that letting 50,000 crickets loose in the school hallway was a political statement??]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' I think Greenpeace would back me up on that.
* [[http://zitscomics.com/comics/august-1-2010/ This is why]] you don't take too long ordering in line; [[StunGuns some dope learns this the hard way.]]
-->'''Jeremy:''' That seemed harsh.
-->'''Pierce:''' Maybe. But it keeps the line moving.
* The Christmas strip where Jeremy's parents give him a vintage electric guitar. Jeremy's reaction is to exclaim: "PinchMe, I must be dreaming!" His mom [[SubvertedTrope does so]]... causing him to wake up and find that his present is [[RealityEnsues a pair of socks]]. With pictures of electric guitars on them.