- Thanks to Hector's Straw Vegetarian girlfriend, Jeremy releases a box of fifty-thousand crickets in the middle of the school hallway. Reality Ensues when the exterminators show up.
Connie: Are you telling me that letting 50,000 crickets loose in the school hallway was a political statement??Jeremy: I think Greenpeace would back me up on that.
- This is why you don't take too long ordering in line; some dope learns this the hard way.
Jeremy: That seemed harsh.Pierce: Maybe. But it keeps the line moving.
- The Christmas strip where Jeremy's parents give him a vintage electric guitar. Jeremy's reaction is to exclaim: "Pinch Me, I must be dreaming!" His mom does so... causing him to wake up and find that his present is a pair of socks. With pictures of electric guitars on them.