* It's no secret to anyone that [[HardDrinkingPartyGirl Ayaka]] drinks, but you know it's bad when even an anemic vampire [[NoJustNoReaction refused to take her blood]], when she offered it!
-->'''Ayaka: (suggestively)''' "Weel~elll, I can offer you a few cc's, if you like." *wink!*
-->'''*lifts her hair, exposing her neck*'''
-->'''Bosco: (clears throat, looks away)''' "I'm uh... afraid that won't do."
-->'''Ayaka: (voice low, offended)''' [[ArentYouGoingToRavishMe "And why not...?"]]
-->'''Bosco: (leans further away)''' "...something to do with the, uh... *ahem!* [[UnsuspectinglySoused alcohol content of your blood.]]"
** It looks funnier out of context, but Bosco explained earlier that, when it comes to blood, vampires have tough dietary restrictions. And to be fair, he's controlling his blood lust to the best of his ability. He only burdens his girlfriend four times a year, and only for 200cc's at a time (less than a transfusion unit).
-->'''Bosco:''' "You can't imagine how difficult it is to find someone of this kind in a modern city like Tokyo. A girl who's a virgin, doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs? Why it's ''almost impossible''!"

* Nanami tries to bake a cake in Incident File: 03. But she gets the ingredients wrong and the oven explodes. Unfortunately, Nanami's a [[PlayingWithFire pyrokinetic]] who spooks easily. Her resultant panic blast scorches Ayaka and Mamoru, but her biggest concern?
-->'''Nanami:''' "It's all ruined. Maybe it was ''one'' tablespoon of baking soda, ''two'' cups flour."
-->'''shows Ayaka and Mamoru both covered in singe marks, just before they pass out'''

* Ayaka's PreAsskickingOneliner before her battle with [[spoiler: Mukyo]], at the end of Incident File: 04.
-->'''Ayaka: (dramatically)''' "Rampant parasetic evil who tortures the living, [[BaldOfEvil baldheaded creep]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking who threatens my income.]] You ''KNOW'' you're up to no good. Now, your time has come: Ayaka Kisaragi has arrived!"

* At the end, Ayaka's mere seconds away from confessing her feelings for Detective Karino, complete with [[HeldGaze held gaze]] and [[LuminescentBlush luminescent blush]]. Nanami decides that's [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone their cue to leave]] and ushers Rokkon away... and then Ayaka's [[ClothingDamage top rips]], [[{{Gainaxing}} exposing her breasts.]] Naturally, [[AllMenArePerverts Karino can't help but look]] and gets busted by Ayaka.
-->'''Ayaka: (covers up, mortified)''' "You looked!"
-->'''Karino: (averting gaze)''' [[BadLiar "No, you're wrong!"]]
-->'''Ayaka: (not fooled)''' "Ya DID!!"
-->'''[[MegatonPunch punches Karino across the screen]]'''
-->'''Karino: (groaning)''' "Alright... I did."