Can we just cut out the middleman and declare this a Crowning Series of Funny?

… No? All right then. Just take note that you're probably gonna be here for a while.

* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonOne Season One]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonTwo Season Two]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonThree Season Three]]
* [[Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonFour Season Four]]


[[folder:Cr@psule Monsters]]
[[AC:Cr@psule Monsters]]
* Everybody in the series (except for Téa and maybe Grandpa) seem to act as if Duel Monsters, along with characters like [[Main/MsFanservice Mai Valentine]] and [[Main/AmbiguouslyBi Maximillion Pegasus]], [[Main/DiscontinuityNod never existed]]. This was actually [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] in the second episode:
-->'''Yugi''': Téa, for the last time, card games do not exist in this universe.\\
'''Tristan''': Yeah Téa, quit living in the past.\\
'''Téa''': I was just saying, is all.\\
'''Tristan''': Quit living in the past, Téa!\\
'''Téa''': Okay, geez!... But it does look kinda like--\\
'''Tristan''': THE PAST!
* Everything is {{Disney/Pocahontas}}' fault in Crapsule Monsters, such as Joey accusing her of kidnapping Yugi's Grandpa.
--->'''Tristan''': (After Joey falls into another world) Oh no! Pocahontas got Joey too!\\
'''Téa''': That bitch!
** And in the second episode:
---> '''Joey''': (after landing crotch-first on a tree branch) [[GroinAttack Right on the little Joey]]! Curse you, Pocahontas...
* ''Cr@psule Monsters 1''
** When Yugi and his gang find Brisbane unconscious.
-->'''Tristan''': Hey, look, it's an Indian!\\
'''Yugi''': Tristan, that's not an Indian.\\
'''Tristan''': You're right, I'm sorry. I meant to say, "Native American".
** Brisbane constantly reminds the gang that he's "[[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain not a villain]]".
--->'''Brisbane''': Thank you for rescuing me. My name is Dr. Alex Brisbane. I'm definitely not a villain.
** What Gets the Rest of them in the world after Joey falls in.
--->'''Yugi:''' I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick of rescuing people, let's just go home and pretend this never happened.\\
'''Brisbane:''' You can't mean you're going to step on the map!\\
'''Yugi:''' No, I was just going to leave.\\
'''Brisbane:''' So you're stepping on the map then?\\
'''Yugi:''' No, I'm leaving.\\
'''Brisbane:''' Step on the map.\\
'''Yugi:''' Make me!\\
'''Brisbane:''' Oh, come on! I'll be your friend.\\
'''Yugi:''' Look, there's way I'm stepping on any freaking map!\\
'''Brisbane:''' What if I told you there was candy on the map?\\
'''Yugi:''' You've gotta be kidding me! I'd have to be an idiot to fall for--\\
'''Téa:''' Hey, candy sounds pretty good!\\
'''Tristan:''' Yes! Let's go get the candy!
* ''Cr@psule Monster 2''
** Tristan and Joey's [[AndIMustScream reaction]] when they learn that their in flight movie is ''[[Film/HighSchoolMusical High School Musical 2]]'' during the [[Main/PreviouslyOn opening]].
** Pharaoh defeats the trees:
---> '''Yugi''' "Yes, that's right burn. The rainforest can kiss my pasty Egyptian butt."
** When Yami Yugi is attacked by [[WhenTreesAttack tree monsters]] that he finds "strangely arousing":
--->'''Yugi''': Look out, Pharaoh! There are millions of fangirls taking screencaps of this scene!\\
'''Yami''': The fiends!
** Tristan thinking the Capsule Monsters are his and Téa's children.
---> '''Tristan''': Perhaps we reproduced without our knowledge?
** Yami's "invisible bicycle"
*** "Dammit, he knows my secret!"
*** Made even funnier when it was [[ said by]] [[Creator/DanGreen DAN GREEN]].
* ''Cr@psule Monsters 3''
** When the flowers reveal themselves to be Flower Wolves:
-->'''Yami''': My god! The flowers! They aren't flowers at all! They are actually really, really, really stupid-looking monsters that would only scare an idiot like Tristan!
-->'''Tristan''': I am an idiot like Tristan and I am scared of those monsters!
** Grandpa Moto constantly getting mauled by Flower Wolves.
---> '''Grandpa''': Wait, where did everybody g- Aah! The wolves have got me again, Yugi!
** This exchange:
---> '''Yami''': They didn't elect me Pharaoh for nothing.
---> '''Téa''': Actually, Pharaoh's aren't elected. They--
---> '''Yami''': Téa! [beat] No!
---> '''Téa''': Okay!
** "That's no teapot!"
** And then you have the episode's description:
--->A whole brand new Cr@psule Monsters episode! [[ScheduleSlip And it only took five years!]] YEAH! NEW RECORD BABY!

[[folder: Season Zero]]
* Season Zero Abridged Episode 1:
** Yami's narration in the beginning starts off a bit serious, but it becomes incredibly humorous when his ancient box gets discovered:
--->'''Yami''': Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, I was a great and mighty pharaoh, who ruled over this land! Then, the Shadow Games came and nearly wiped out every living creature on the planet! However, I've managed to seal away the evil and place myself inside a mystic box, never to be discovered again...
--->'''Discoverer''': (''after tearing down an old wall'') Hey guys, I think we found something!
--->'''Yami''': Ahem! I said ''never to be discovered again''.
--->'''Discoverer''': Yeah, there's definitely something here! Somebody keeps talking about how it'll never be discovered.
--->'''Yami''': [[TemptingFate Oh, me and my big narrative!]]
** "Haha, this is exactly what high school is really like!"
** Tristan getting introduced to the classic ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' StockFootage clip of an elderly audience applauding.
** Téa proves herself to be a [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage Mistress of the Mixed Message]] with Yugi.
--->'''Téa''': That's okay, Yugi. You know I think you're really cute.
--->'''Yugi''': Hey, you wanna go out sometime?
--->'''Téa''': I meant ''as a friend'', Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Oh. Um, okay, sorry.
--->'''Téa''': But I ''do'' love you.
--->'''Yugi''': Really?
--->'''Téa''': ''[[JustFriends As a friend]]'', Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Oh... all right.
--->'''Téa''': [[DoYouWantToCopulate Let's have sex later, okay?]]
--->'''Yugi''': Huh?
--->'''Téa''': '''[[RuleOfThree As friends, Yugi]]'''! Geez, such a pervert!
** When Téa asks Yugi what he wants to wish for when he finishes the Millenium Puzzle.
--->'''Téa''': What are you going to wish for, Yugi?
--->'''Yugi''': Oh, that's easy. Téa's pan-
--->'''Téa''': (''glares at him'')
--->'''Yugi''': Uhh... Umm... Uhhhhh... ''Tristan's'' panties.
--->'''Téa''': You have problems, man!
** Yugi's utter astonishment at [[BigOlEyebrows how enormous Ushio's eyebrows are...]]
--->'''Yugi''': ''(In thought)'' God, those eyebrows are ''huge!'' I can't stop staring at them! It's like if Martin Scorcese and Jennifer Connolly had a baby! Aaand now I'm picturing Martin Scorcese having sex with Jennifer Connolly... Why do I keep doing that?
--->'''Ushio''': Is something wrong?
--->'''Ushio''': [[RunningGag You have problems, man.]]
** When Téa visits Yugi at his Grandpa's game shop.
--->'''Téa:''' Come on, Yugi. You know I love hanging out at your creepy grandpa's game shop.
--->'''Yugi:''' There's nothing creepy about my grandpa!
--->'''Grandpa:''' I AM THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
--->'''Yugi:''' Okay, kinda see where you're coming from now.
** Grandpa's listing off [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms every synonym for Téa's breasts.]]
** Aside from the IncrediblyLamePun involved here:
--->'''Ushio:''' The VideoGame/EliteBeatAgents don't come cheap. This beating will cost you 20,000 yen.
--->'''Yugi:''' 20,000 yen?! ''That's like a whole dollar''!!
** This:
--->'''Yami:''' I hope you like giant man-eating worms!
--->'''Ushio:''' Huh, I wonder what he meant by that-OH MY GOD, THAT IS WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT!
** Yugi wishing for Tristan and Joey to get beaten up.
** Yugi runs back to the school:
--->'''Yugi''': ''(InnerMonologue after discovering he's missing a puzzle piece)'' Okay... okay, it's fine... After all, I-I still have my dignity... Just... just... don't... start... crying... Whatever you do, Yugi, do not start... ''(GilliganCut to Yugi running to school with InelegantBlubbering)''
--->'''Ushio:''' Yugi.
--->'''Yugi:''' Ahh! What the hell? Have you just been standing here this whole time hoping I would randomly show up?
--->'''Ushio:''' Look, do you have the money or not?
** Yami and Ushio's fight.
--->'''Yami:''' Wanna play a game?
--->'''Ushio:''' What sort of game-
--->'''Yami:''' First one to die loses!
--->'''Ushio:''' ...
--->'''Yami:''' Look! the ''Queen'' of ''Spades''!
--->'''Ushio:''' What does that do--
--->'''Yami:''' You lose!
--->'''Ushio:''' *''falls''* UAHHHHHHHHH!
** [[Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2 "Garbage day!"]]
** "Ushio! Baby! How's it hanging! Get it? 'cause you're gonna die!"
*** "Ah, guess you had to be there."

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 2:
** They turned Kaiba into a overly friendly, calm and reasonable figure. He even says he would do anything for his little brother. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
*** Emperor [[ButtMonkey Mokuba]].
*** The exchange at the end between Kaiba and Mokuba at the end of the episode really nails it home. Kudos to Mokuba for finally being the one to say, "Shut up" to somebody else for a change.
--->'''Mokuba''': Excellent! Soon, nothing will stop us from obtaining his most powerful cards and then I shall rule the world as Emperor Mokuba! Isn’t that right, Seto?
--->'''Kaiba''': Anything for you, Mokuba. You’re the best little brother a guy could have. I love you.
--->'''Mokuba''': Shut up, Seto.
*** The best part would be [[spoiler: subverting the ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney joke by playing on AntiHumor.]]
--->'''Yami''': That...that wasn't very funny.
--->'''Kaiba''': Why would it be funny?
*** This remark when Kaiba's bodyguards beat up Yugi.
--->'''Bodyguard''': I summon my fist in attack mode. You lose 500 life points.
--->'''Yugi''': (Collapses in facedown position) But I was in face down position...
*** Yami's entrance.
--->'''Yami''': [[Literature/TheShining Here's Johnny.]]
*** How Yami introduces himself to Kaiba.
--->'''Yami''': Hey Kaiba! You took my grandfather's card, so in return [[DisproportionateRetribution I took your bodyguards' kidneys]]. I believe that's a fair trade. Now how about we play a little game.
--->'''Kaiba''': 'Kay...
*** Yami [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]] when he realises Kaiba was playing the game for fun. The the whole exchange that leads up to this realization is just lovely. The regular Kaiba would be disgusted by his Zero counterpart.
--->'''Yami''': So, Kaiba, are you ready to enter a world of pain?
--->'''Kaiba''': Sounds delightful.
--->'''Yami''': A world where the only noise you hear is that of your haggard breath as you choke on your own entrails?
--->'''Kaiba''': Positively charming.
--->'''Yami''': Because I’m going to take you straight down to Hell, Kaiba. And believe me, your torture will never end until I’m satisfied.
--->'''Kaiba''': I always wanted to visit new places.
--->'''Yami''': Okay, cut that out.
--->'''Kaiba''': Cut what out?
--->'''Yami''': That whole “happy” thing. I’m not buying it.
--->'''Kaiba''': I really don't know what you mean.
--->'''Yami''': Everyone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obsessive egomaniacal scumbag. The only reason you’re playing this game, is to prove you’re the best.
--->'''Kaiba''': Actually, I'm just playing for fun.
--->'''Yami''': (disbelieving) Seriously?
--->'''Kaiba''': (absolutely sincere) I love playing games with my friends.
--->'''Yami''': (disturbed) O-okay stop that.
--->'''Kaiba''': Especially my closest friends.
--->'''Yami''': [[HorrifyingTheHorror You're freaking me out here]]!
--->'''Kaiba''': Like you, Yugi.
--->'''Yami''': Who the hell are you?
--->'''Kaiba''': I'm Seto Kaiba. The nicest guy on the face of the planet.
*** And then, Kaiba joining in on the laughter.
--->'''Kaiba''': (laughing) Oh, it feels so good to laugh.
--->'''Yami''': (laughing) I'm going to kill you in your sleep.
*** And then, when Yugi banish Kaiba, Kaiba delivers ''this'' line before disappearing:
--->'''Kaiba''': You cannot defeat the PowerOfFriendship, Yugi! (EvilLaugh)
** Also the [[RunningGag running gag]] about Grandpa's Blue Eyes White Dragon card makes an apperance:
--->'''Yugi''': Hey, gramps can we please see your ultra rare-chocolatey fudge coated-sugar sprinkled-angelical-magical-fantastical-stupendously special-illegally sexual-genuinely-brilliantly-amazingly-goddamn-spank my ass and call me Suzy-mega-ultra-super card?
--->'''Grandpa''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
--->'''Yugi''': Show us your rare card.
** Grandpa saying his original line about Kaiba needed to get laid, which makes no sense in the new context, prompting Yugi to ask why.
--->'''Grandpa''': I don't know!
** When Yugi casually mentions that all of Kaiba's money will be his.
--->'''Yugi:''' Someday it will all be mine.
--->'''Tea:''' And you'll share it with us, right Yugi?
--->'''Yugi:''' If by "Share" you mean "stuff it in your underwear while you dance for my pleasure," then yes. I will share the hell out of it.
--->'''Tea:''' I am surprisingly okay with this.

* Season Zero Abridged Episode 3:
** The whole exchange between Yugi and Grandpa at the beginning of the episode is tremendously funny:
--->'''Grandpa''': Ah, the Millennium Puzzle! I solved it! After all my years of trying, I’ve finally succeeded! ''(pause)'' Why don’t I remember doing that?
--->'''Yugi''': Grandpa, you don’t even remember what day it is.
--->'''Grandpa''': Pudding day?
--->'''Yugi''': Not a real day, Grandpa. And, besides, I solved the Puzzle.
--->'''Grandpa''': Look, there’s an inscription! ''Whoever solves this Puzzle shall be granted its dark power.'' At last, I shall have dominion over all living things! And pudding.
--->'''Yugi''': No, Grandpa, that’s not how it-
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugi’s face)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': That’s not how it works!
--->'''Grandpa''': I am now a sexy Egyptian Pharaoh, Yugi, who will go on many adventures with his friends.
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': King of Games!
--->'''Yugi''': No.
--->'''Grandpa''': Where’s that Téa girl? She likes me now.
--->'''Yugi''': No!
--->'''Grandpa''': ''(puts his hand in front of Yugi’s face again)'' Mind Crush, Yugi!
--->'''Yugi''': Stop that.
** [[ButtMonkey Bakura's]] cameo at the beginning of the episode is funny but pitiful when he threatens to jump off the school roof but no one seems to care. One student even encourages him to jump and scolds him when Bakura changes his mind.
*** That one has become a case of FunnyAneurysmMoment with the reveal that Little Kuriboh is suffering from depression.
** "Thanks [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]..."
** The fact that the criminals in the episode are YouTube copyright offenders and the police chasing them are highly incompetent. They don't really understand the law, arrest more innocent people than not, and justify this by [[InsaneTrollLogic saying that punishing everyone means the truly guilty ones get punished as well]], complete with [[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark This is what the YPD actually believes]]] caption. Hm, I wonder if [[Creator/LittleKuriboh someone]] is a little miffed about getting their YouTube channel banned for the billionth time.
** The burger joint that Téa and Tristin work at is frequented by the most random of people, including Creator/HayaoMiyazaki, Creator/PatrickStewart, and [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Mr. Creosote]]. None of them seem particularly fazed when the burger joint is taken hostage. Miyazaki just keeps animating [[CutenessOverload "cute shit"]] at his table like nothing is wrong.
** After Téa is slapped for singing "Fireworks" off-key...
--->'''Tristan''': Téa, are you ok? [[ShoutOut Are you ok? Are you ok, Téa?]]
--->'''Joey''': She's been hit by! She's been struck by! [[Music/MichaelJackson A smooth criminal!]]
*** And the same scene proving that the villain WouldHitAGirl is met with StockFootage of an applauding crowd.
** Apparently, Yami once [[DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu went on a blind date with the Devil]]. But the Devil never returned his call, because [[HorrifyingTheHorror even he thought Yami was too creepy.]]
** Yami's method of dealing with the criminal is [[spoiler: to ''[[KillItWithFire set him on fire]]'']]. The sheer brutality of it (and the reactions of everyone that ''isn't'' Yami or Téa) CrossesTheLineTwice. Bonus points for being ''canon'', if not the Season Zero, then to the original Manga.
--->'''Yami''': (''laughs evilly'') Now that's what I call a [[IncrediblyLamePun sick burn]].
--->'''Joey''': (''still on the floor'') Man, that's pretty fucked up Yug.
--->'''Yami''': Pretty fucked up, Joey.

[[folder: The Movie]]
* The intro exposing the backstory of the Shadow Game is absolutely hilarious:
-->"Thousands of years ago, people were very bored, because card games haven't been invented yet; so in order to pass the time, they started killing each others with magical powers. Then, one day, a nameless Egyptian pharaoh with [[AnimeHair ridiculous hair]] decided to [[SealedEvilInACan lock the magic away so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands]]. And so the people of Egypt were forced to spend their time building pyramids; which ironically, was just as tedious as playing card games."
* "Meanwhile, thousands of miles away." [[note]] Specifically the [[RuleofThree third time]], where this line is played over a transition to the exact same place as the last shot. [[/note]]
* Pegasus shouting: "Hurry! Get to da choppah!" in his refined voice.
* [[MotorMouth Don'tlookathispenisdon'tlookkathispenisdon'tlookathispenis]][[AccidentalPervert Aaaaaah! ...I looked.]]
* Yugi running from the zombies, with a speech bubble above him reading "lol, yugi", and several of the zombies having "lol, brains", whilst "''Running in the 90's'''" plays in the background, as inspired by a MemeticMutation from Website/{{YTMND}}.
* '''Joey:''' Wow; an action sequence that doesn't involve a children's card game.
* '''Tristan ''(after punching straight through a zombie)'':''' "HOLY SH** ON A F*ING SANDWICH!!"
** '''Joey ''(running from another zombie)'':''' THIS SCENE'S SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT!!
*** '''Tristan ''(breaks his arm free by ripping his zombie in half)'':''' Did you see that?! I just tore that guy's f*** ing arm ''clean off!'' This is the BEST MOVIE EVER!
** "[[Franchise/StreetFighter Spinning Bird Kick!]]"
** '''Yugi:''' Here goes nothing! (Throws dagger and fails) ...Damn I suck!
* There's also the moments in the beginning where Holo-Yugi and Kaiba are dueling. Kaiba jumps on top of his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon with a "Wheeeee!" and then they have difficulty hearing one another until Kaiba pulls a split screen.
* Pegasus flirting with Kaiba.
* The lesson that Yugi learned at the end:
-->'''Yugi:''' And the only thing I know for certain in this world, is there's a strange man living inside my head who tells me to do things.
-->'''Yami:''' You said it Yugi, now burn ''everything'', burn it to the ground!
* The LongList[=/=]RamblingOldManMonologue by Grandpa at the end, as well as Pegasus' "Wut?" expression he maintains throughout it.
* The climax of the movie features Kaiba's dragon [[NoSell No Selling]] Anubis' attack, then [[CurbStompBattle Curb Stomping]] it, all set to Music/{{Ludwig Van Beethoven}}'s Music/OdeToJoy. Funny enough in its own right, but during the entire sequence '''[[MerchandiseDriven BUY YUGIOH CARDS TODAY]]''' is occupying the whole screen.
* [=4KiDS=] version:
--> '''Anubis''': Your opponent tried and failed to destroy the Pyramid with that dragon. You alone couldn't have made such a difference.
--> '''Yami''': You're quite right that I could not have done it all alone.
** Abridged version:
---> '''Yami''': Nope, it was all me, baby.

[[folder: ''Bonds Beyond Time Abridged'' Movie]]
* [[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds Yusei's]] nightmare, complete with the Series/DoctorWho theme tune and a parody opening.
--> '''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis On. The. GROUND.]]
--> '''Yusei:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]
** This line from Jaden:
--> Yusei... [[TheSixthSense I see dead people]].
** And then there's:
--> '''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one [[ArousedByTheirVoice with the voice]] that makes the [[{{Fangirl}} fangirls]] ''[[{{Squee}} swoon]]''.
--> '''Jaden:''' I'm the cute, hyperactive one that people want to choke in his sleep!
* Jaden explains who Yubel is:
--> '''Yusei:''' Who's Yubel?
--> '''Jaden:''' The demon that lives inside my head!
--> {{beat}}
--> '''Yusei:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Wonderful!]]
* Jaden's pre-battle cry:
--> *Flashing his Yubel-granted heterochromia* "Aw, [[Manga/RozenMaiden desu]] [[MemeticMutation desu]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches!]]"
* As always Jack Atlas is pure shouty comic gold:
--> '''Yusei''': (Looking at a picture and seeing Paradox) Wait, I found him!
--> '''Jack''': YOU FOUND [[Literature/WheresWaldo WALDO]]?
--> '''Yusei''': The guy who stole my card.
--> '''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD?]]
--> '''Yusei''': ''*annoyed*''[[RunningGag Jack.]]
--> '''Jack''': [[PhraseCatcher YUSEI!]]
--> '''Yusei''': No.
--> '''Jack''': 'KAY.
** There was also these gems when Yusei and his friends were reading up on Paradox:
-->'''Jack''': Yugi Moto, he was the greatest duelist who ever lived!
-->'''Yusei''': It says here he died a virgin and his last words were; "Oh God, I wasted my life."
-->'''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The greatest duelist who ever lived.]] [[HoYay I love him.]]
-->'''Crow''': It also says Dragons appeared and destroyed Europe… [[FridgeLogic 10 years ago]]… [[FlatWhat what?]]

* Jaden creates a TimeCrash at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi [[spoiler: what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal another joins them]]…]]
* TheStinger; explaining any further would kill the joke.
* Yami and Yusei getting their HoYay on. Complete with {{Sexophone}} ("Careless Whisper", to be exact).
-->'''Yusei''': You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.
-->'''Yami''': No Yusei, you can be mine.
-->'''*romantic music; cue eyesex*'''
-->'''Yusei''': [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday No Homo, right?]]
-->'''Yami''': [[RuleOfThree ALL OF THE HOMO!]]
* The time when Yugi explains about the [[NeverSayDie Shadow Realm]] to Yusei and Jaden and doesn't take it well:
-->'''Yugi''': You know, the Shadow Realm. The big, purpley cloud place you go to when something really bad happens to you.
-->'''Jaden''': I think you're talking about Hell!
-->'''Yugi''': No, it's the Shadow Realm. Y-You know, when people fall from a really tall building, or they get stabbed in the chest... They go straight to the Shadow Realm! What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm in your future?
-->'''Yusei''': I don't think that's a real thing.
-->'''Yugi''': So wait… is [[spoiler: my grandpa]]… really dead?
-->'''Jaden''': 'Fraid so, brosef.
-->'''Yugi''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!]]
* Yugi just wants his Oscar now, thank you very much.
* Also, Creator/TeamFourStar, you may have Creator/KyleHebert… [[MundaneMadeAwesome so what, we have Juicy Flannigan!]]
* Yami tells Paradox there is [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough no way someone would agree]] to a stupid duel like the one he proposed...[[LeeroyJenkins Jaden however]] interrupts and agrees that they will all take part.
-->'''Yami''': [[OhCrap Oh god no…]]
-->'''Yusei''': Jaden…
-->'''Jaden''': 'Sup?
-->'''Yusei''': If we survive this, I'm going back in time, and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure.
* Paradox's explanation for how the world ended followed by Jaden of all people deconstructing Paradox's claims that he is the hero with basic logic.
-->'''Yusei''': How did card games destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': Well, I was not actually there. But I heard that somebody played and a card game and then boom! End of the world. It totally happened! Just I said! Just card game; BOOM! Everyone dead.
-->'''Jaden''': Ok, but how does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?
-->'''Paradox''': Look, I planned this!
-->'''Jaden:''' So explain it!
-->'''Yusei''': Yeah, explain your [[SarcasmMode great]] plan!
-->'''Paradox''': All I had to do was invent time travel, then go back in time, and kill Pegasus. [[InsaneTrollLogic And then the future would be better!]]
-->'''Yami''': You also killed Yugi's grandpa.
-->'''Paradox''': And Yugi's grandpa! [[IMeantToDoThat I totally meant to do that too.]] My plan is great!
-->'''Yusei''': Also, a lot of innocent people died.
-->'''Paradox''': Yes, there was a little collateral damage. Probably not important. [[RuleOfThree My plan is great!]]
-->'''Jaden''': Then why are you riding around on a motorcycle, wearing an evil mask, stealing people's cards and laughing like a maniac. Does that sound like a hero?
-->'''Paradox''': Well when you put it like that, not really but, uh…
-->'''Jaden''': Then what the Hell, Man?! WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!
* Jaden goes freestyle… much to the dismay to Yami and Yusei.
-->'''Yusei''': Oh please tell me he's not going to rap!
* This bit...
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox, you got some explaining to do!
-->'''Jaden''': YEAH! Like why the ''hell'' were ''you in Venice!''
-->'''Yusei''': Look, this isn't important…
-->'''Jaden''': I disagree—
-->'''Yusei''': Shut up.
* ''Film/TopGun'' is ''so'' [[RunningGag not gay, by the way.]]
* Yusei [[RunningGag commenting]] on everyone's [[AnimeHair hair]] [[Anime/YuGiOh that]] [[Anime/YuGiOhGX he]] [[Anime/YuGiOhZexal sees]], "[[HypocriticalHumor What's wrong with his/your hair!?]]"
* "Hello! I'm extremely Asian!"
** "I'm so happy to be asian today you guys!"
* How Yugi describes how he can beat Paradox, despite his "superior" skills.
-->'''Paradox''': Oh pwease! You may be the King of Games in your timeline but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner.
-->'''Yami''': That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox. But then we're not in your timeline, are we?
-->'''Paradox''': [[OhCrap Um—]]
-->'''Yami''': And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken exploitable mess of a game. And I'm about to exploit the Hell out of it!
* When Yusei saves Jaden from Paradox…
-->'''Jaden''': [[TotallyRadical Dang, son]]! That is one awesome motorbike you have—
-->'''Yusei''': You're not riding it.
-->'''Jaden''': Worth a shot.
* This gem...
-->'''Jaden''': Can I ride your bike?
-->'''Yusei''': I already told you no!
-->'''Jaden''': Oh come on, it'll be fun!
-->'''Yusei''': I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.
-->'''Jaden''': Sure, ask away.
-->'''Yusei''': [[FridgeLogic Why are we in Venice?]]
-->'''Jaden''': [[LampshadeHanging F*ck it… you win!]]
-->'''Yusei''': Always do...
* Yusei and Jaden save Yugi from Paradox, and time travel to when before everyone in Domino City died...leading too.
-->'''Jaden''': WHOOOOOOA!… I thought you said you weren't going to let me ride it?
-->'''Yusei''': Everybody gets one.
* "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
* And this gem too…
-->'''Jaden''': Check it out, dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!
-->'''Yusei''': That is not how time travel works.
-->'''Jaden''': Well how else do you explain it?
-->'''Yusei''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.]]
-->'''Yugi''': [[TakeThat Well, that answers pretty much every question I had.]]
* Yugi decides to join Jaden and Yusei on their quest to defeat Paradox.
-->'''Jaden''': Aw yeah! Looks like we chillin' with the King Of Games [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch biatches]]! This shit be ballin'!
-->'''Yugi''': …[[FlatWhat What]]?
-->'''Yusei''': He said he's happy to have you on board.
-->'''Yugi''': Oooh.
* They turned Paradox into [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Mandark]].
** Pwotagonists!!!
*** For the last time [[AccidentalMisnaming the name is Jaden Yuki!]]
* The joke on [[MemeticMutation Syncro-what?]]
** Wait![[{{Beat}} ...]]I've seemed to stop caring.
* And this...
-->'''Paradox''': I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe.
-->'''Jaden''': Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki.
-->'''Paradox''': Yes that is wight.
-->'''Jaden''': But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!
-->'''Paradox''': Cowwection! I think that you'll find that [[Anime/YuGiOhGX you]] [[TakeThat destwoyed Yugioh's cwedibility]]!
* The TakeThat to 3D effects.
-->'''[=LittleKuriboh=]''': We at Yugioh Abridged like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie, however we like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie. Because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.
* An unexpected cameo…
-->'''Yusei''': Jack look out!
-->'''Jack''': CROW LOOK OUT!
-->'''Crow''': [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Wario]] look out!
-->''*Wario comes in behind everyone on his motorcycle*''
-->'''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Wario]]''': Imma gonna win!
* Crow is wondering why Yusei's card was stolen in the first place.
-->'''Yusei''': Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.
-->'''Aki''': Oh don't be silly, Yusei. You know I'd never be emb—
-->'''Yusei''': For the last time, I'm dating a motorcycle!
-->'''Aki''': But why date a motorcycle when you could have me?
-->'''Yusei''': Tell her Jack.
-->'''Jack''': GIRLS ARE SMELLY.
-->'''Yusei''': He's right. They are.
* Jaden and Yusei search the Internet.
-->'''Jaden''': Oh my God!
-->'''Yusei''': [[HeadTiltinglyKinky Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?]]
-->'''Jaden''': I forgot I bookmarked 2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed.
* Jack telling Yusei to summon his junk warrior on Paradox.
-->'''Yusei''': [[FlatWhat What??]]
-->''*A few seconds later*''
-->'''Yusei''':[[RunningGag What????]]
-->'''Jack''': ''WARRIOR!''
* "I'm Franchise/{{Batman}}!" —Jaden
* The intro to the movie.
** Yes. The first four minutes—beginning with the original ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cast doing an old-timey "let's go down to the lobby" style jingle, getting interrupted by the ''[=5D's=]'' cast doing a Death Metal extravaganza, half of which consists of threatening the audience should they commit disorderly conduct while the other half is them gloating over how they now have your money, and then moving into Yusei's nightmare (see the first entry under the film for details) may be the funniest opening four minutes to any comedy movie, EVER.
** To give credit where credit is due, this sequence is a copy of the opening sequence to ''[[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]''. Doesn't make it any less hilarious to see Yusei telling the audience that Satan will rain hot acid down their throats, dissolve their testicles and turn their guts into snakes if they videotape the movie they are about to see.
*** If you sell this movie on [=eBay=]… Yusei will '''[[DisproportionateRetribution BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TEAR YOUR WIFE IN HALF!]]'''
*** The [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer honest-to-god]] real musicians behind the song? '''[[Music/{{Mastodon}} FUCKING MASTODON]]'''.
* Yugi very slowly telling Yusei that they are going to play a card game on the ground and not on a motorcycle. Then goes on to say that he doesn't want Yusei to try and ride his duel disk.
-->'''Yami''': Now, Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to… ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground-
-->'''Yusei''': I know how to duel.
-->'''Yami''': Well okay then.
* Yusei's reaction whenever Paradox cuts out on him.
-->'''Yusei''': I totally won that duel back there.
* Paradox telling the Pwwotangonists about his intentions:
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox. Why are you trying to destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': I'm not twying to destroy the world. I'm twying to save it.
-->'''Yusei''': NOT IF WE CAN STOP YOU— wait, what?
-->'''Paradox''': In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has made the world become wavvaged, and wifeless.
-->'''Yami''': 'Wavvaged' and 'Wifeless'?
-->'''Jaden''': But how? Was it global warming?
-->'''Yusei''': Nuclear war?
-->'''Paradox''': No, none of those things happened. What destroyed the world was… ''caaaaarrrrdddd gaaaaammmmeeeessss''.
-->'''Yusei''': ''[[FlatWhat What?]]''
-->'''Paradox''': That riiigghhttt. Caaardddd gaaammmesss.
-->'''Yusei''': You're serious.
-->'''Paradox''': Yesssss. Veerrryyy.
-->'''Yusei''': ''How?''
-->'''Paradox''': What?
-->'''Yusei''': How did Card Games destroy the world?
-->'''Paradox''': Well, I wasn't actually there, but I heard that someone played a card game and then BOOM! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Card Game— BOOM! Everyone dead.
* Yami's and Yusei's reaction to finding out that they would either have to lose Card Games or the entire world:
-->'''Paradox''': It's either I destroy the card game, or the entire world destroys itself. It is as simple as that.
-->'''Yami''': Hmmm… The entire world… or card games. Tough choice.
-->'''Yusei''': There ''is'' no choice. [[SkewedPriorities Without card games, this world isn't worth living in]].
* Jaden's introduction.
-->'''Jaden''': My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.
-->'''*Absolutely Flawless'''
-->'''Yusei''': Stop being happy.
-->'''Jaden''': Aint no one in the world as fly as me.
-->'''Yusei''': I'm serious. Stop it.
-->'''Jaden''': Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.
-->'''Yusei''': [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul]].
-->'''Jaden''': Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.
-->'''Yusei''': I'm ''not'' a player hater. I ''just hate you''.
** Jaden then goes on to troll Yusei about having not grown up on the streets like Yusei.
-->'''Jaden''': I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want… awww it's a good life!
-->'''Yusei''': Well just look at all the f*cks I give!
* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Pirate]] [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]].
* When Yusei and his friends first encounter Paradox.
-->'''Paradox:''' PWOTAGONISTS!
-->'''Yusei:''' Wait, who's that?
-->'''Jack:''' I don't know but his hair is ''beautiful!''
* And while the delivery is what makes this line absolutely beautiful, Jack's reaction to the theft of Yusei's card bears quoting;
-->'''Jack:''' That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a ''dick''! [[HypocriticalHumor I mean I know I did that in season one, but]]… ''he's a dick!''
* Yami after Jaden's Rap.
-->'''Yami''': ''Wow'' Jaden! Way to get your ''lame'' on!
-->'''Jaden''': Actually, it's get your gam—
-->'''Yami''': I know what it is.
* Yusei confronts Paradox in Venice and makes some {{Brick Joke}}s.
-->'''Yusei''': Paradox.\\
'''Paradox''': Pwotagonist?!\\
'''Yusei''': I came—\\
'''Paradox''': What?!\\
'''Yusei''': —to the past.\\
'''Paradox''': Oh.\\
'''Yusei''': But I also had an orgasm.\\
'''Paradox''': Ewww!\\
'''Jaden''': Ha! Nice!
* Pegasus' song:
--> ''Welcome, all you foolish nerds/To the gayest spectacle in the world/I'm making a cameo in this movie/I'm much more fabulous in 3D…''
* After Paradox has been defeated:
-->'''Yami Yugi''': Huh… I think we may have just killed a man…
-->'''Yusei''': If anyone asks, Jaden did it!
-->'''Jaden''': Yeah— Wait, what?!
* In the end where Jaden blabs about Yami Yugi [[spoiler:dying at the end of his series]], they end up in subspace.
-->'''Yami''': Well, this is just fan-tucking-fastic, now we're stuck in subspace. Way to go, Jaden.
-->'''Jaden''': It's not my fault, I thought spoilers were okay, it's been like ten years!
-->'''Yusei''': [[TemptingFate This really could not get much worse]].
-->'''Yusei''': [[HypocriticalHumor What's wrong with his hair?]]
* Paradox tries to scare everyone by sending them to the Malefic World, and all three ended up liking it.
--> '''Paradox:''' Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!
* Marik's 5 second cameo.
--> '''Marik:''' Greetings, fools! It is I, Marik Ishtar! And I am here to enslave all of you with my--[gets blown up by a fireball] Ah!

[[folder: Music Videos]]
* The opening of "Brooklyn Rage":
-->'''Joey''': Okay Kaiba, this time I'm really gonna beat ya, and there's nothing you can do about it!
-->'''Kaiba''': Please, Wheeler, I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?
--> *music kicks in*
-->'''Joey''': Well, I'm glad you asked.
-->'''Kaiba''': O...kay, where the hell is that music coming from?
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': ...Please tell me you're not going to sing.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...
-->'''Kaiba''': *quickly* Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you ''don't sing''.
-->'''Joey''': Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh...*launches into song*
** And of course, the hook.
-->'''Joey''': Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage! [[CallBack I don't wanna be a furry]].
* The rap battle between [[ Yugi and Jaden]], especially the ending.
-->'''Jaden''': Yugi! It's time...''(music cues up)'' to spit some rhymes!\\
'''Yugi''': Bring it on, Ja--wait, what? [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, you have got to be f----ng kidding me]]...
** After the first "round"
--->'''Jaden''': ''(chuckle)'' That was a'ight. But [[JiveTurkey lemme lay somethin' fresh on ya]]!\\
'''Yugi''': Uh, Jaden? You're not black.
* The [[ full version]] of Little Kuriboh's take on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".
** Especially the "Why am I speaking French?" part.
---->'''Marik''': "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy!
---->'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."
---->'''Marik''': "Shut up, I am Lady Gaga!"
** "I like the silly noises!"
** "I'm an evil bitch, baby!"
** "Okay Marik, though I have to say I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants."
* Literal Pants.
** Chibi Little Man!
** ASS!
** "Fire fire fire, he's highly flammable"
** "Hello Marik I'm right behind you." "AND NOW I'M YELLING AT YOU!"
** "Fat, fat, fat, this guy is fat."
*** "I'm very fat."
** "Crouching, looking dapper, this song has gone down the crapper! Guest appearance by [[WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged Ghost Nappa!]]
*** ("Oh, by the way, [[CaptainObvious he's from Dragon Ball Z Abridged!"]])
* Rounding out the Lady Gaga parody trilogy [[ Pharaoh's Throne]].
** Specially this part:
-->'''Pharaoh Yami''': Lady Gaga? Isn't she one of the Egyptian Gods?
-->'''Shimon''': No, your majesty.
-->'''Pharaoh Yami''': Well, she should be.
** And at the end
-->'''Theif King Bakura''': ''I have an army!''
-->'''Pharaoh Yami''': ''We have an [[spoiler: Exodia]].''
-->'''[[spoiler: Exodia]]''': [[spoiler: Exodia Smash!]]
* Marik's cover of [[Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame "Out There"]], which manages to also be a HeartwarmingMoment despite [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossing the line]] [[UpToEleven several times]]. Take this verse, which is [[LyricalDissonance complete with a sweeping crescendo]]:
-->''Every man will shout and scream and cry out for their wives,''
-->''[[RefugeInAudacity While I grab their babies and I punt them!]]''
-->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice If I could carve their skin,]]''
-->''[[DeadBabyComedy I'd torture every infant!]]''

[[folder: Evil Council]]
* The four times Marik held his Evil Council Of Doom.
** And the one time Melvin held it.
* Evil Council 1:
** Everyone getting off-track and talking about whether [[AmbiguouslyGay Pegasus]] is [[CampGay gay]] or [[CampStraight not]], and Marik desperately trying to keep everyone on topic.
--> '''Marik''': Silence! I command you all to shut the f[[SoundEffectBleep *eff*]]k up! We didn't come here to discuss Pegasus's ambiguous sexual orientation.
--> '''Zork''': I did.
--> '''Marik''': Shut up.
* Evil Council 3:
** Florence, Steve Luna, Steve Umbris, Zork and Rebecca's possessed teddy bear discussing ''Series/{{Lost}}'' before Marik comes in...
--->'''Marik''': ''[Enter]'' SILENCE!\\
'''Steve Umbris''': Yes, silence! Everybody [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce bow down to your digital ruler]]!\\
'''Steve Luna''': Bow down, muchachos!\\
'''Marik''': HEY! What part of "Silence!" don't you people understand?!\\
'''Steve Umbris''': The part where [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry you apologize to us for having such a horrible attitude.]]\\
'''Steve Luna''': ''That'' part!\\
'''Marik''': Oh. that case, I'm...very sorry.\\
'''Steve Umbris''': That's much better. Please continue with your lame speech.\\
'''Marik''': Right, yes. Well, as I was saying...SILENCE!\\
'''Florence''': ...Marik, nobody was saying anything.\\
'''Marik''': It was a preemptive silence!\\
'''Florence''': Oh. silence the silence. Good job.\\
'''Marik''': Yes! That silence didn't know what hit it!
** Then, when Dartz and his minions set their scheme in motion:
--->'''Dartz''': Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag...we will dew him!\\
''(Uncomfortable silence)''\\
'''Rafael''':, did you say "''do'' him"?\\
'''Dartz''': I said DEW HIM! What part of 'dew him' doncha understand, dooshbag!? We're gunnah dew him! Toogeda! All foh of us, we gunnah dew him! Dew him hard and thowowowy. We will dew him so hard dat he will feel it in the mo'ning when he wakes up!\\
'''Alister''': Um, boss? Are you serious?\\
'''Dartz''': Yes, you ayzhole! What, you want me to dew you, too?\\
'''Alister''': [[OhCrap No sir]]!\\
'''Dartz''': Then keep yo' mouth shut, mayn! Okay, mayn?! Yeah. So we're gunnah dew him...[[Anime/YuGiOh5Ds on motuhcycles]]!\\
'''Valon''': Won't that be kind of...uncomfortable?\\
'''Dartz''': ''(legitimately confused)'' What the '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' are you talking about, mayn?\\
'''Rafael''': Yeah, I...I don't wanna do anybody on a motorbike--\\
'''Dartz''': Deeeeew!\\
'''Rafael''': ...[[FridgeHorror are you saying "do" or "duel"]]?\\
'''Rafael''':, you want us to do Marik?\\
'''Dartz''': Yes! And I will stand here and watch you dew him!\\
'''Alister''': Well okay then, [[SureLetsGoWithThat let' I guess...]]\\
'''Dartz''': Dew him, dooshbags! THOWOWOWY!
*** It comes back as a BrickJoke at the end of the video:
---->'''Marik''': GAAAAH! I AM 100% STRAIGHT! HONESTLY!\\
'''Alister''':, can we do you now?\\
* Evil Council 4:
** Steve Luna's flow is SeriousBusiness:
--->'''Steve Luna''': Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care~\\
'''Florence''': Well if you don't care then please stop bloody telling us about it!\\
'''Steve Luna''': Man, don't be ruining my flow!\\
'''Florence''': Your flow is of no concern to me! I simply wish for you to shut your mouth hole before I nail it shut!
** Melvin's Entrance:
--->'''Florence:''' Uh, oh! Hello, um, Melvin. Fancy meeting you here. Actually I think we were all rather expecting Marik.
--->'''Melvin:''' Oh, really? Are you disappointed?
--->'''Florence:''' I believe "terrified" would be more appropriate.
--->'''Steve Luna:''' Like a Boss!
--->'''Florence:''' Shut up you fool, or he'll kill you where you stand!!!
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''.
** Dartz is going after...something else...
--->'''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his dayk.\\
''([[{{Beat}} Uncomfortable silence ensues.]])''\\
'''Rafael:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Dartz:''' His dayk! You know mayn, his dayk. We awl got dayks. You got a dayk, I got a dayk...[[FullFrontalAssault hell, I could whip out my dayk right now and show you]]!\\
'''Rafael:''' NO, NO, NO. Please don't, I'll just trust that it's there.\\
'''Zombie Boy:''' Uh... is he saying deck or ''*BEEP*''?\\
'''Valon:''' Eh, sometimes it's best not to ask.\\
'''Dartz:''' Now it’s crucial that you guys don’t '''''[[SoundEffectBleep (EFF)]]''''' this up. So I want you to cwose yoh eyes and imagine that yoh standing in front of Yuu-gay Mowtoe.\\
'''Rafael:''' ''(kneeling)'' Okay, now what?\\
'''Dartz:''' Now, reach out and gwab his dayk.\\
'''Rafael:''' [[OhCrap Oh, no]].\\
'''Dartz:''' And [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything pull it towards you]].\\
'''Rafael:''' Oh, this can‘t be happening.\\
'''Dartz:''' Then I want you to cut his dayk into three pieces!\\
'''Rafael:''' [[ShareTheMalePain Mother of God]]!\\
'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take Manga/OnePiece of his dayk and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his dayk will belong to us!\\
'''Rafael:''' Uh, that it? Can we open our eyes now?\\
'''Dartz:''' Naw, man. There’s one more part to the pwan.\\
'''Rafael:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Of course there is]].\\
'''Dartz:''' Next, we gonna take Mai Vawentine’s dayk!\\
''(Raphael vomits)''
*** Makes for a BrickJoke / [[TheStinger Stinger]]:
---->'''Yugi''': ''(answering the phone)'' Hello? Yes, this is Yugi Moto. wanna take my ''what?!'' No! That's disgusting! ...what do you mean "Does Mai Valentine have one"?!
* This part from the third Evil Council video:
-->'''Marik:''' I'm not gay! [Bakura laughs] What? What's so funny?
-->'''Bakura:''' Come on, Marik, we all know!
-->'''Marik:''' Know what?
-->'''Rex:''' Uh, heheh, yeah, we know.
-->'''Weevil:''' Heheh, yeah, we know.
-->'''Pegasus:''' I definitely know!
-->'''Marik:''' Know what? What the hell does everybody know?
-->'''Bakura:''' Marik, I believe it's time you came out of the closet.
-->'''Marik:''' Oh, what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately and hang around with another extremely attractive man and read yaoi and flaunt his gorgeous abs and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?!
-->'''Bakura:''' ...Kinda.
-->'''Marik:''' You're all pricks!
-->'''Bakura:''' Well, no ''wonder'' you like us so much!
* '''Marik''': "There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men! And I am the girliest of them all!"
** '''Pegasus''': "Keeeep telling yourself that!"
* Evil Council 5 in its entirety, when it's not being a TearJerker that is:
-->'''Pegasus''': (breaking up an argument between Marik and Bakura) Girls, girls, you're both very pretty... But try as you might, you'll never be as pretty as me.
* Shadyvox and xthedarkone make a cameos later as Jaden and Syrus and its as funny as you would think
-->'''Jaden''': Gentlemen, the hour is upon us. We must make ready our dark forces and ride forth to slaughter our enemies. All those who oppose me shall die. Are there any questions?
-->(a Dr. Crustatio, a lobster plush pops up)
-->'''Dr. Crustatio''': (Jaden’s voice, only higher) Gee, Jaden, do you think we have time to go to the bathroom first?
-->'''Jaden''': I thought I told to go before we left, Dr. Crustatio!
-->'''Dr. Crustatio''': I know, but I just got so excited, I drank all the orange juice.
-->'''Jaden''': Who the hell brought orange juice?
-->(a walrus plush comes up on the other side)
-->'''Walrus''': (Jaden’s voice, only deeper) Sorry, Jaden, I though this was a picnic.
-->'''Jaden''': Dammit, guys, how is anybody gonna take us seriously as an evil force if you’re all being so unprofessional!?
-->(Syrus walks in)
-->'''Syrus''': Hey, Jaden. Have you seen all my- Oh my God! What is all this? A-are those your dolls?
-->'''Jaden''': NOTHING! No-no-nothing! Go away! And KNOCK next time before you see the nothing that I was doing!
* Marik summarizing the term AntiHero:
-->'''Marik''': Kaiba's not really a villain anyway. He's more of an anti-hero. And that's the worst kind of hero there is! They give us villains a ''good'' name!

[[folder: Let's Plays]]
* Marik Plays Bloodlines. All of it.
** His reason for playing the game, [[spoiler:because Bakura is a bitch.]]
--->'''[[spoiler:Bakura]]''': [[spoiler:Shut your buggering face!]]
** The entirety of Part 4, specifically the fight at the beach house.
---> *(When fighting with a baseball bat)"Hey check it out: [[{{Pun}} Vampire Bat!]] Hah! It's funny because I broke his legs."
---> *"Oh hey, a car stereo. Hey, do you guys mind if I borrow this?"( Is attacked)"Gaaahh! A simple yes would have sufficed! Holy Crap, they really like their car stereo!"
---> *"Vampire Punching Power! Yeah, now you are a fridge magnet!"
---> *"Ahhh! Stop hitting me! I am glowing orange! That means no hitting!"
---> *"Hey batta, batta, batta, batta, batta, swing batta! And now a moment of silence for Wrestling/JohnCena."
---> *"And that is why nobody messes with Marik Ish-" (Is shot) "Ow! Stop messing with me you jerk! You ruined the flow of my catchy catch-phrase!"
---> *[[{{LargeHam}} "I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HITTING YOU!"]]
* ''Yami Plays VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''.
** [On the Pip-Boy 3000] "That's the worst excuse for a Duel Disk I have ever seen".
** During the in-game birthday party, there's this little exchange after Yami's character refuses to give up the cake on his character's tenth birthday:
--> '''Yami:''' Oh yeah? Well I summon the Winged Dragon of- Wait, what are you, what are you doing?! No! Put down the fists! This isn't a card game, what is this?! Somebody disqualify this child!!
** Yami calling out "Mind Crush!" everytime he makes a kill.
--> '''Yami:''' [[BoomHeadshot *shoots guard's head clean off*]] Boom! Mindcru- Oh. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Went a little heavy on the mind crush that time]].
** Yami repeating the phrase: "Does this bug you?" while he punches the Overseer until he kills him.
** After Yami's character leaves the cold, unfeeling hole in the ground which was the Vault, what he sees the outside is... A cold, unfeeling wasteland.
** Yami blaming Megaton's destruction on Jaden.
*** "It's OK. [[RunningGag They owed me money.]]"
** [[WaxingLyrical This]] [[FilkSong little]] [[{{Music/Gotye}} bit]]:
--> '''Yami:''' But you didn't have to kill my dad, punch him in the face until his skull broke into pieces. I don't even need your Vault, but you treat me like a stranger and it's all your fault. No you didn't have to stoop so low, have security beat me with nightsticks and cockroaches. Guess that I don't need that though, now you're just a vault dweller I used to know.
** After a video with repeated references to Creator/LiamNeeson's "I don't know who you are" speech on ''Film/{{Taken}},'' we see the clip of that same speech... With Marik at the other end of the phone call.
---> '''Marik:''' ...This is the worst phone sex line I ever called.
* ''Marik plays VideoGame/{{Slender}}.''
** This little bit after Marik gets the first page:
--> '''Marik:''' [[Creator/ChrisCrocker LEAVE SLENDERMAN ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN! WITH NO FACE!!]]
** Marik and Bakura arguing about [[Franchise/StarWars Endor]] until Slendy interjects.
** Slender Man calling out "Hey guys!" and trying to add into Marik and Bakura's conversations whenever they run into him.
** Marik remarking on being in the bathroom so long almost like a woman would, until Bakura replies that Marik wakes up at 5 in the morning to apply his own make-up.
--> '''Marik:''' Man, I've been in the bathroom for about 5 hours now. What am I, a woman? *Laughs* Isn't that right, Bakura? They take ages in the bathroom don't they?
--> '''Bakura:''' Marik, you always wake up at 5 in the morning to apply your make-up.
--> '''Marik:''' THAT'S IMPORTANT!! How do you expect me to look evil and intimidating if I haven't at least applied my foundation?
--> '''Bakura:''' Yes, it certainly makes you look "the part".
** Marik trying to sing the Slender theme song in the style of the [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's cartoon Spider-Man]], only to have Slendy interject to help them sing his theme.
** After the second encounter, we have this:
--> '''Marik:''' Give me an F! Give me an R! Give me an I! Give me a G! Give me a N! Give me an O! What does that spell? Frig no, you friggin frig!!
--> '''Slender Man:''' Bye guys!
** Marik breaking into song throughout the video.
** Marik's RunningGag on drinking his own piss

* The [[ Marik Plays Portal]] video for [=MomoCon=] is hilarious. Especially when [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] meets Marik.
-->'''[=GLaDoS=]''': Oh, it's ''you''.\\
'''Marik''': Who the frig are you?\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': ImYourWorstNightmare.\\
'''Marik''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're me without a fabulous bottom?]]\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Okay, I'm your second worst nightmare.\\
'''Marik''': You're a buffalo?\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]''': Never mind.

* Marik plays [[VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival Slender: The Arrival]]. You can view it [[ here]].
** During the intro of the game, Marik feels like he's watching Series/TheXFiles and suddenly breaks into singing the theme song.
** While Marik is walking through the forest, he remarks that he doesn't need a compass and that if he is ever in trouble, he just needs to shout [[SayMyName "BAKURA!!!!!"]]
** Marik complaining about how many trees there are in the beginning part.
--> '''Marik:''' Thank you, Mr. Tree-Planter. Dick!
** Marik remarking on how it's easy to break into a friend's house in the middle of the night and decides to call out for a party:
--> '''Marik:''' (shouting outside the house window) Party at Slender Man's house!
--> *Few seconds later*
--> '''Marik:''' (shouts outside the window again) If you're coming to the party, then bring Cheetos!
** When Marik sees a piano, we get this exchange:
--> '''Marik:''' Oh hey, a piano. I can show off my pianist skills!\\
'''Bakura:''' Did you just say you have "amazing penis skills"?\\
'''Marik:''' Yes, I did, my pianist skills are unrivaled! [[DoubleEntendre I have very nimble fingers!]]\\
* Bakura breaks out laughing*\\
'''Marik:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, ha ha Bakura, yes, Marik plays musical instruments, it's hilarious.]]\\

** "Go home TV, you're drunk! And I might be high...."
** Marik singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" but with lyrics involving Slender Man.
--> '''Marik:''' You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why: Slender Man is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've collected 5 of 8 pages so be good for goodness sake.
** After Marik turns on the radio and it plays Country music, Marik breaks into song on how Country music sucks.
** Marik in confusion on how there's no shower in the house and wondering how the people clean themselves.
** Marik freaking out after Bakura tells him how his head is a balloon.
--> '''Marik:''' My head is not a balloon- Oh my god what if it is?! Oh no! Somebody! Somebody inflate my head! [[DoubleEntendre Bakura, blow into me!]]\\
* Bakura breaks out laughing*\\
'''Marik:''' Oh my god there are aliens too, what is this?! This isn't funny, my head's gonna pop at any minute, you have to do something! Oh, anybody out there know what to do if your head is a balloon?! No? Okay!\\

** After Marik leaves the room filled with papers of Slender, we have this:
--> '''Marik:''' Well, that was a fairly uneventful trip. I suppose I'll take this and go then. Nothing's happening.\\
'''SLENDY:''' [=HeY gUyS=]!\\
* A bloodcurdling scream is heard*\\
'''Marik:''' Oh great, plot is happening. *shouts outside the window* Stop screaming, you'll attract all the Slender Men!\\
** Marik going down the slide, while breaking into an impromptu "Zarathustra" theme.

** Nearly two years later, Marik revisits the game, only to be pissed off when he can't find any of the canoes Oakside Park supposedly has. Then you-know-who shows up...
--> '''Slendy:''' [=Do YoU gUyS wAnNa HaNg OuT wItH mE? I hAvE a CaNoOoE=]!\\
'''Marik:''' Bakura, he has a canoe!\\
'''Bakura:''' ''(calmly)'' [[Film/TheEvilDead It's a trick. Get an axe.]]\\
'''Slendy:''' [=I tOtAlLy HaVe A cAnOe=]!\\
'''Marik:''' Screw you, you canoe-less dickweed!

* Kaiba Plays ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2''. View-able [[ here.]]
** When he's looking through a mask in the opening:
--> Looks like somebody's having a party. I'll tell you one thing, it's not Mokuba! Heheh, heheh! This is what I see when I watch a [=3D=] movie. Bear. ''[opening ends]'' Okay, short game. Good job Yugi, that wasn't even a... ''[sees main page]'' Oh. Right.
** Kaiba laughing hysterically at the idea of being paid $100.50 a week, insisting that "no one gets paid that ''little''".
** When the phone rings in the game, Kaiba thinks it's his phone.
--> '''Kaiba:''' Mokuba! Answer the phone! Mokuba! Do as I say! MOKUBA YOU'RE FIRED! Oh, it's in the video game. MOKUBA YOU'RE STILL FIRED!
--> '''Mokuba:''' I'm not even employed by you!
--> '''Kaiba:''' Now you're just double fired! And you look stupid!
** Kaiba's response to Phone Guy's first call.
-->'''Kaiba:''' Yeah, shut up, buddy, I'm gonna run this place in a week.
** Kaiba giving the simplest possible solution to the game...
-->'''Phone Guy:'''...the working theory is that the robots were never given a proper night mode.
-->'''Kaiba:''' Well then, ''fire'' the guy who was supposed to do that. And then fire yourself because you're annoying me. In fact, I'm fired, too. We're all fired. You get fired! And you get fired! Everybody gets fired!
** "The bear has the right idea: leave Kaiba the fuck alone."
** "So far my only friend in this game is the bear. And he is not my friend. I have no friends, only really confused enemies."
** "[[RunningGag Bear.]]"
-->'''Kaiba:''' *puts on Freddy mask* Whoa. I '''am''' the bear. Seto Kaiba is: ''Film/GrizzlyMan''. I would have totally nailed that role. And I wouldn't have let the bears eat me, either. I would have punched them in the face! ''Grizzly Man 2: [[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo The Revengening]].''
** Kaiba comes across Toy Bonnie after he moves to one of the Party Rooms and criticizes him as being "out of his element". Bonnie does ''not'' take this well and decides to get more up close and personal by pressing his face against the camera.
-->'''Kaiba:''' I'm sorry, but I personally believe that [[FantasticRacism bunny rabbits have no place in the music industry]]. [[LampshadeHanging And I know that sounds racist]].
-->'''Kaiba:''' No. No "but".
** As he sees Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie in each vent.
-->'''Kaiba:''' I'm being double-teamed by cartoon animals! This is Pegasus's wildest fantasy come true.
** Joey-er, "Woody Allen" calls Kaiba up to offer advice at how to beat the game. [[spoiler: This distraction ends up getting him killed by Toy Chica.]]
-->'''Joey:''' Okay, here's how you deal with those guys. Ya gotta take the mouse, and [[AssShove shove it straight up your butt.]]
-->'''Kaiba:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I don't believe that's how you beat this game.]]
-->'''Joey:''' Well it is!
-->'''Kaiba:''' OK, so just who the hell are you supposed to be exactly?
-->'''Joey:''' Woody Allen!
-->'''Kaiba:''' Oh yeah, Woody Allen? Go fuck yourse-
-->'''[[spoiler:Toy Chica]]:''' '''[[spoiler:REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH]]'''
-->'''Kaiba:''' [[spoiler: AAAAAAH! I was killed by a duck! Just like in my nightmares. Damn you, Woody Allen! I mean Wheeler. Damn you, Yugi. I'm gonna beat this game if it's the last thing I do.]]


* A real life moment of funny at Youmacon 2009, and doubling as Creator/WayneGrayson's CrowningMomentOfAwesome--one-upping LK not once, but ''[[ twice]]''!
-->'''Little Kuriboh''': It's nice to know that Joey is loved in various areas. ''({{Beat}})'' [[OhCrap Wait a second]]--\\
'''Wayne Grayson''': ThatsWhatSheSaid!
* The first Christmas special was absolutely hilarious.
-->'''Kaiba:''' Happy Hannukah.
* ''Zorc and Pals'':
--> '''Bakura''': What sort of time do you call this?
--> '''Zorc''': ...time to DESTROY THE WORLD!
--> ''(Uproarious canned laughter from audience)''
* The entirety of the episode "What Would Yugi Do?"
* The anime convention episode. Especially with the mentions of hopscotch and badgers.
--> '''Yugi''': Rule #5: You must be registered and have a badge to enter main events and rooms. This will be enforced by the staff members and badgers.
--> '''Tristan''': Holy [[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]] on a [[SoundEffectBleep (bleep)]] sandwich! This convention is run by badgers!
--> '''Joey''': That explains everything!
--> '''Tristan''': Give us back our hopscotch, you evil badgers!
** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger...]]
* Joey and Kaiba's "smexy" argument.
* "Joey Vs. Door: Round 2".
* "Because... shut up."
* The opening of the other abrigded movie.
--> [[{{Mondegreen}} "Corn on my mouth, Moe's soup machine..."]]
** Yugi running away from (apparently) Kemo with Gary Stu: "I really gotta quit smoking."
* Whenever the Dark Magician makes an appearance, one of the "[[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Magical Trevor]]" songs is played. [[note]]For the record, this has happened in Episodes 13 (against the Paradox Brothers), 22 (against Duke Devlin), and 35 (flashback-- against Arcana)[[/note]].
* [[ The Vagina Monologues.]] Not for the easily offended-- a redub of the first episode, except it replaces certain words with... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin yeah]]. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice It must be seen to be believed.]]'' (Made even funnier by the fact that everyone's trying to ''not'' burst into laughter while doing it and failing multiple times! You can hear everyone ''howling'' with laughter in several occasions.)
** "I'm here for your vagina, old man, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! Now GIVE IT TO ME!"
*** "I'm a child billionaire, so nobody will even think about my vagina."
*** "That Kaiba kid needs a vagina." "BIG VAGINA!"
** "Big brother! Is it time for my vagina yet?"
** "No! It's because the vagina makes no sense and no one can figure out how to [[AccidentalInnuendo do it."]]
** "My vagina's pretty crazy, too! I'm thinking about shaving it!"
** "Hey, My vagina's missing"
** My grandpa's vagina has no pathetic vagina, Kaiba, except maybe for vagina, but it also has a vagina!
** [[CallingYourAttacks Vagina... Vagina!!!]]
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "In that case, why not just tear up every vagina in the whole world?!"]]
*** "And Martin ([=LittleKuriboh=]) [[{{Corpsing}} dies]]."
** [[AmusingInjuries "For some reason, playing a card game has caused my vagina to become severely injured."]]
** "Holy Ra! Real vaginas!"
** "Gentlemen, everything is going according to my vagina."
** "No wonder your vagina is never around!"
** "Wait a minute, my vagina's been injured so you're going to steal my vagina and go play Vagina with your arch-vagina?"
** "It seems the reigning Vagina champion has been defeated by somebody called Vagina. Also, it is time for your vagina bath."
*** "Hmm, vagina~!"
** "Hello! ''(Martin begins to lose it)'' Hello! Vagina Shop!"
* From the April Fool's Day 2010 video:
--> '''Yusei:''' Jack.
--> '''Jack:''' WHAT IS IT YUSEI?!!
--> '''Yusei:''' I came....
--> '''Jack:''' ...
--> '''Yusei:''' [[HoYay (laughs)]]
* [[ The epic duel between LittleKuriboh and Dan Green.]]
* "Next time, on a very special episode of Zorc and Pals:"
-->'''Bakura:''' Zorc, what's wrong? You haven't destroyed the world today!
-->'''Zorc:''' I have a terminal disease!
-->'''Bakura:''' No! What about our adopted daughter? Who's going to take care of her?
-->'''Zorc:''' She also has a terminal disease!
* From the "Silent Night" video, Joey punching Tristan complete with a [[Franchise/StreetFighter "SHORYUKEN!"]] sound effect.
* LK's review of the first volume of the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga. All of it.
* The conclusion of the identity of Kaiba's father. Featuring [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Freeza]].
* The ending of the ''Film/{{Inception}}'' trailer parody:
-->'''Kaiba:''' I've got my ego under control.
-->''Cut to Kaiba jumping down from his dragon shaped jet onto a crowded stadium wearing a jetpack''
-->'''Joey:''' ...I'd hate to see it ''out'' of control.
* The Deleted Scenes Montage, especially the part where we're shown Joey's thought process, even though it doesn't really do him any god, or the part where Tristan found the remote to Duke's theme music.
--->'''Tristan''': ''(The Pokemon theme plays)'' I don't even know what that is!
** The Eff Hole:
--->'''Bakura''': Kiss my arse, Marik!
--->'''Marik''': But there's poop down there!
*** The story behind this one was even funnier. In 2010, members of Creator/TeamFourStar were asked if any of them voiced any characters in bed. [[ Here's a video of LittleKuriboh's response. Needless to say, it's NSFW]]
** The consequences of too many [=TeamFourStar=] references.
--->'''Yugi''': Tristan, we don't take too kindly to references to abridged series not made by Creator/LittleKuriboh around here. People who do tend to mysteriously have their kneecaps broken.
--->'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
--->'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench*
** Then, [[BrickJoke later]], after Tristan makes yet another reference:
--->'''Yugi''': Omigosh! Who could have broken Tristan's kneecaps?
--->'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
--->'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench*
* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... [[spoiler: if you know about Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos]].
-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: Hey, Bakura, how's it hangin'?
-->'''Marik''': Wait, wait. You two know eachother?
-->'''Bakura''': Unfortunately...
-->[[spoiler:Slender Man]]: We were college roommates.
-->'''Bakura''': Yes. We used to get crunk and pick up chicks, as the saying goes.
-->{Cut to Bakura and [[spoiler:Slendy]] in a dance club, while the song [[spoiler:Twenty Dollars]] plays}
** "Uh Gay Elephant Noise?"
* Most of the "Ishtar Family Christmas" video. Including the TakeThat at card games on motorcycles.
--> '''Joseph''': Card games on motor-
--> '''Yami''': ''Don't.''
** [[spoiler: [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slendy]]'s]] cameo. ''"Excuse me, is this the Jesus residence?"''
** And then [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Vegeta and Nappa show up randomly.]]]]
** The ending:
---> '''Hank''': Okay Billy, time to open your present.
---> '''Malik''': Let's see...oh, I wonder what's in this long, snake-shaped one?
---> '''Hank''': Did you try rattling it?
---> '''Malik''': Yes, but it just started hissing at me...rather like a snake.
---> '''Hank''': Maybe it's the Buzz Lightyear you always wanted.
---> '''Malik''': Oh boy! I always wanted Buzz Ligtye AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! IT'S A SNAKE!
---> '''Hank''': Say hello to Cornileous the Secooooooooooooond!
* From the Snot Him video. Not so much the video itself, but the comments about it. A lot of fans were surprised to discover that the Hair Guy has a name!
* The entirety of his newest video, [[ Neko Porno]]. It [[CrossesTheLineTwice crosses the line so many times that there isn't even a line anymore,]] but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Specifically though:
** Marik reading the suggestion for the video in a monotone
** Bakura and Marik having the conversation about what happened the last time Bakura's email was given out in public. "The fanart" indeed.
** The random scene changes. "Stick it right in my-" "BEAVER WARRIOR!"
** Marik saying "Oh no I di'int" to Kaiba.
** The fanfiction police officer, Ushio.
** "This is the best fake sex I've never ''not'' had!"
** Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.
---> '''Akefia:''' Shall I compare thee to a summer's duel?
* Kaiba's [[ Winning]].
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[ Kaiba]]
** Yugi and Yami get Heavy's voice while Kaiba gets Scout's, in a reference to one episode's [[TheStinger Stinger]]. Unfortunately Kaiba doesn't reprise "BONK! I broke your stupid crap!", but they recuperate that:
---> '''Yami:''' WHAT'S THAT SANDVICH? KILL THEM ALL?! ''(whips out Exodia)'' '''GOOD IDEA!'''
---> '''Kaiba:''' OH GEEZ!
*** And after he wins, Mokuba [[BreakingTheFourthWall calls out to the audience]]:
----> '''Mokuba:''' Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?
** [[ThePowerOfFriendship Téa]] is replaced by the Administrator, so when she's talking about friendship we get a hilarious OutOfCharacterMoment:
---> '''Téa:''' You have failed me... ''with your friendships!''
*** Then, a few seconds later:
---> '''Téa:''' ''Kill him!'' Slaughter him like a ''dog!''
** Tristan is "voiced" by [[TheUnintelligible Pyro]].
** When Yami shows up, we get this:
--> '''Kaiba:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hey look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!]]
** The ending. Just the ending
--> '''Pegasus's Henchman (As Soldier):''' That was an amazing killing spree...''BY THE OTHER TEAM!!''
--> '''Pegasus (As Demoman):''' I'm drunk!
* YGO 5Ds One Shot
** Akiza assuming Yusei's suggestive comments are about her (spoiler alert: it's about his bike).
** The Sound Check
--> '''Yusei:''' One night we were set to preform in front of the entire world, but then, we experienced some... technical difficulties...
-->''([[{{Flashback}} Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen]])''
--> '''Yusei:''' [[IsThisThingOn Okay! Mic Check!]] Testing, testing, one two three! Jack, you wanna check your mic?
--> '''Jack Atlas''': [[NoIndoorVoice OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive PillarOfLight destroys city)'' [[StuffBlowingUp THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''(PillarOfLight is now shooting off into space)''
-->''(Present Day)''
--> '''Yusei:''' The Strange Part was that [[UpToEleven his microphone wasn't even plugged in.]] It was the worst night of our lives.\\
'''Rally''': Because the city was destro--\\
'''Yusei''': [[SkewedPriorities Because none of us got laid! Nobody wanted to sleep with us because they were all too busy burning to death]]!
*** It happens again.
--->'''Announcer''': ''(on television)'' And now, [[EvenTheGuysWantHim ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you]]...JACK ATLAS!\\
'''Jack Atlas''': ''(on television)'' TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEE--''(TV explodes)''\\
'''Yusei''': You guys owe me a new TV.\\
'''Tank''': But that was ''our'' TV--\\
'''Yusei''': I don't care!
** The one-man production of {{Hamlet}} on a motorcycle. Starring Jack Atlas.
** The multiple captions [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denying that Neo Domino City in any way resembled]] [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Midgar]]
--> '''No moogles here man'''.
** The TakeThat against GX:
-->'''Godwin''': Please, Jack, everybody knows darkness doesn't work, they tried that in season 4 of GX.
-->'''Jack''': THERE WAS A SEASON 4?
** The band Jack forms at the end made up of the loudest characters, with Espa Roba, Naruto and ''Lanipator''.
* "Mokuba was supposed to be there with me, but he had been kidnapped for the fiftieth time that week so his seat was empty."
** Creator/LittleKuriboh even saw fit to put together a montage of a few scenes in which he was kidnapped.
--> Kaiba [thinking]: Hmm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash.
* [=NyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEH=]! ... [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures The Audience is from Brooklyn]].
* Kemo's famous line: "Attention, duelists! ''My hair is assaulting you!''"
** And when Kemo and bandit Keith meet:
--->'''Keith''': I have ten star chips! In America!\\
'''Kimo''': My hair is inviting you to enter!\\
'''Keith''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about his hair.\\
'''Kimo''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about America.
* The [[ one-shot]] Creator/LittleKuriboh made for charity, spoofing Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion. It may not be part of the actual series, but it starts being hilarious at about 10 seconds in, and stays that way for the rest of the video. Complete with [[spoiler: [[Franchise/TheSlendermanMythos Slender Man]] ]] as the Third Angel.
** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Creator/LittleKuriboh, who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Harry Shearer to play him.
-->'''Gendo''': (''to Shinji''): Who the devil are you?
-->'''Shinji''': I want a robot!
-->'''Gendo''': Smithers! Release the hounds!
-->'''Fuyutsuki/Smithers''': Sir! This is your ''son''!
-->'''Gendo''': Oh, of course it is! How foolish of me...ha ha I must be getting old! Now where was I? Ah yes...Smithers! Release the hounds!
** How Gendo convinces Shinji to defeat the Third Angel:
-->'''Gendo:''' Shinji! There's only one surefire way to defeat that monster: ''You have to pretend that it's [[AbusiveParents ME]]!''\\
''(cue Shinji tearing the Angel apart)''
** And then Gendo's meeting with SEELE at the end:
-->'''SEELE Members:''' Harumph! Harumph! Harumph!\\
'''Gendo:''' Gentlemen, I am happy to report that my son was able to defeat the Angel.\\
'''Keel Lorenz:''' (''talking like [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]]'') Good...Good...Soon the son of Skywalker shall fall, and his journey to the dark side will be complete! [[BigBad Everything is going according to plan!]] (''laughs wickedly'')\\
'''Gendo:''' I'm not quite sure what you're talking about but [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter I like the cut of your jib!]]
* Melvin's "hugs".
-->'''Melvin:''' Now, who wants a hug?\\
'''Tristan:''' I do!\\
'''Yami:''' Tristan, no! He's just going to stab you or something!\\
'''Melvin:''' Don't listen to him, Tristan. He just wants all the hugs to himself.

* Anything about ''Creator/MichaelBay's Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged''. [[ Describing it doesn't do it justice]].
** [[StuffBlowingUp Tristan keeps exploding]].
** Kaiba being the OnlySaneMan. Until it turns out [[spoiler: he's an alien.]]
*** At which point Yami [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere gives him the most casual mind crush ever.]]

* ''[[ The Vagina Monologues Episode 2]]''. Like the first one, if they said "Vagina" a couple times it would have been funny. But the fact that they just ''keep on saying it'' made it hilarious. Complete with the highly-contagious laughter of Creator/ErinFitzgerald.
** ''[singing]'' [[Series/BarneyandFriends "I love vagina, you love vagina, we're a happy vagina!"]]
** "Hey, Yug. Tristan's vagina taught me a valuable lesson today..."
** "I ''love'' watching the vagina channel!"
** "Vagina Kingdom"
** "I don't even get a training vagina?"
** "Wait a minute, how do I do the vagina?"
** "Oh man, his vagina's even more powerful than mine!"
** "Hey Weevil, check it out. My vagina's horny."
** "And in order to get you to enter the vagina, I'm going to force you enter a vagina game. Win in fifteen minutes, and I'll release your vagina."
** "You can see into my vagina!?"
** "These vaginas battled with real vaginas and real vaginas. So as you can imagine, it was a great deal more exciting than the watered down vagina I created."
* [[ Yu-Gi-Oh: The Ebonics'd Series]]. It has to be seen to be believed.
** "Da Blue Peeps Whitey Dragon."
** Tristian's mother truckin' voice is a "fine ass madness."
** "Time is spelled with a Y."
** "Kaiba, if you really done wish ta know...then '''jive''' to the hand!"
** "I'm here for your Blue Peeps [[NWordPrivileges OOOOOH...]] I'm here for your Blue Peeps old N-WORD! And I won't take 'NAAAH' for an answer...
*** "NAAAH."
** Yugi: "Yo, Game Shop!" ([=LittleKuriboh=] breaks character, laughing): "He just becomes Jaden!"
* Just generally hearing near perfect imitations of epic voices like Yami Yugi's and Kaiba's saying the often ridiculous dialogue.
--> '''Yami:''' Hey, sweetcheeks, you wanna get off the dancefloor? I'm about to shake my moneymaker.
* Anime Milwaukee 3.5 --Rules not to be Screwed. Yami asks Yugi what fun could possibly be had at a school, and we get the following:
--> '''Yugi''': Come on, haven't you learned anything from living inside my body against my will?\\
'''Yami''': Yes actually. In fact some of those things I'd much rather forget.
** The evil badgers and hopscotch gag.
* The story that Little Kuriboh wrote for the first installment of "Fanfiction Fridays". It features Mickey Mouse and Téa Gardner (the latter by total coincidence, mind you) at the golf course and talking about their new friendship as roommates. Then Mickey makes a passive-aggressive remark about Téa forgetting to do the dishes and it [[HilarityEnsues goes downhill from there]].
** In the video reading, Martin uses his Téa voice for her lines and a Mickey impersonation for his lines, highlighting how similar the two sound.
** The golf course that they're playing at was built around "a dilapidated [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes ACME factory]] that once produced [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner anti-Road Runner weaponry]]."
** Téa's words about friendship when she and Mickey are about to tie in "their golf-themed journey of friendship and unity."
-->'''Téa''': Complete and total equality is way better than being superior to someone else! That's what friendship is all about! Being the exact same as each other and not having any differences!
** Mickey reminiscing about his last meeting with Pete, which involved whacking Pete over the head with a baseball bat, and then skewering him with a garden rake. Such wonderful adventures!"
** The fact that Mickey is using a "bomb-ass [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Keyblade]]" that was lent to him by "that [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Sora]] kid" as a golf club instead of an actual golf club.
** Every time Mickey [[PrecisionFStrike swears]] at Téa. "You were bein' kind of a [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]] talkin' back to me" and "know when to do the FUCKING DISHES" are highlights.
** Mickey's [[spoiler:AccidentalMurder of Téa, when he throws Sora's Keyblade at her face and strikes her fatally because he forgot that ToonPhysics don't apply to Japanese anime characters like her]].
** Goofy asking if he and Donald have to [[spoiler:bury]] [[NoodleIncident another]] girl for Mickey.
* In episode #10 of Fanfiction Friday, Creator/MarianneMiller wrote a story about "that handsome devil, Marik Ishtar" and [[WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers Bob Belcher]] helping Creator/DonaldTrump with his new campaign, "Make Anime Great Again".
** Marianne had to set the story on [[Anime/DragonBallZ Planet Vegeta]], which she knows nothing about other than her husband telling her, "it's a planet", leading to a RunningGag about her describing it very inconsistently.
** Bob and Linda getting DistractedByTheSexy of Marik's handsomeness.
** Marik introducing himself.
-->'''Marik''': I am Marik Sebatian Ishtar! Guardian of the Pharaoh's tomb, then leader of an evil cult, followed by shamed ex-leader of an evil cult AND NOW I am the campaign manager for Donald Trump.
-->'''Bob''': Wait, like, the orange guy from Earth who just lost the presidential election last year? Wait, are you from Earth?
-->'''Marik''': You are correct, Burger Belcher! I could not stand that he did not win, so I put him here! I think we've got a real chance here!
** Bob getting called racist twice.
** Tina being, well, [[HormoneAddledTeenager Tina]]. Being Tina around [[MrFanservice Marik]].
** Marik wants to make anime get back to its roots, away from its current focus on conflict-driven plot, emotional depth, and CharacterDevelopment, considering it RuinedForever because of those changes.
** The story ends abruptly with Freeza [[KillEmAll blowing up the planet]] because she run out of time to write it.
* Mai VS Mai. The new season 4 Mai's positive traits are that, because she's evil, she's also quite sexy.
--> '''Mai:''' Satan, because I'm worth it!
** There's also Joey's Pros and Cons in general, complete with [[spoiler: misleading zoom ins on Mai's breasts and ass.]]
--->'''Joey:''' Okay so I ''love'' Old Mai 'cause she had those [[GagBoobs big, impressive]] [[spoiler: character moments that really developed her as a person. Like she started off acting like she didn't need to depend on other people, and she was all headstrong and stubborn, but then she started to understand that friends aren't a weakness and that they can help you get through the parts of life that are too difficult to handle alone.]]
--->'''Joey:''' (In response to being asked about New Mai's cons) Well, she's got that enormous, gigantic [[spoiler: wall between her and everyone else now. It's like she spent a whole season and a half figuring out how to open herself up to people and now thanks to some evil cult that worships a buncha' rocks, she's gone right back to the start again.]]
** And then there's the SelfDeprecation about how Old Mai was "Freakin' hilarious", which just shows Mai making jokes about her breasts while Old Rex yuks it up. She also lived in a tiny shower cubicle in the woods.
--->'''Old Mai:''' The rent is cheap. ''Don't judge me.''
** Joey also doesn't think New Mai is funny the way she used to be. [[spoiler: He counts her HotterAndSexier Harpy Ladies as a plus though.]]
--->'''Joey:''' Hey. You gonna talk about yer' boobies?
--->'''New Mai:''' No. You gonna talk aboutcha' dick?
--->'''Joey:''' ...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Probably?]]
* The third official trailer for the English dub of ''Anime/YuGiOhTheDarkSideOfDimensions'' was put on [=YouTube=]. The scene contains a news article which mentions an "Exodia Airlines" flight landing. What is the top rated comment?
-->'''Creator/LittleKuriboh''': AAAA! EXODIA AIRLINES! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! Nobody's ever been able to fly Business Class on him.