History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeriesSeasonFour

** Even funnier in a later scene implying this change only applied to one of them.

-->'''Yami''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE FETCH ME SOME ICE CREAM?!]]

-->'''Valon:''' I got a message for your mate, Joey Wheeler. Tell him [[AccidentalInnuendo I'm gonna shove my well-oiled robot fist right up his ass.]] [[LampshadeHanging Only make it sound less sexual.]]

-->'''Kaiba:''' Tell them their dragon god demands an offering of trading card booster packs!

* Raphael points out how Valon is meant to be cockney, not Australian, which disappoints Valon since he wanted to make a bunch of koala jokes. Actually just one IncrediblyLamePun about koalas.
* Mai's story of turning to the [[IncrediblyLamePun Dartz]] side involves a lot of people insulting Joey. [[BlatantLies It's integral to the story.]]

--->'''Rex''': By the way, I memorized several dozen dinosaur puns just so I could use them in this duel. So I hope you're ready for the mammoth beating you're about to receive Wheeler, because Jurrassic's mine!\\

'''Rex''': Get it. It's like your ass is mine except-\\

--->'''Kuriboh Brothers:''' ''(spinning around to the tune of 'Entry of the Gladiators (circus music)')'' Do-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! ''(the white Kuriboh brother starts eating the rest in sequence, with ''VideoGame/PacMan'' sound effects)''\\

-->'''Pegasus''': I don't have to be psychic to know what [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Negate Attack]] does.
-->'''Kaiba''': [[LameComeback I'll negate your face in a second!]]
-->'''Pegasus''': [[DeadpanSnarker Not before you're done explaining it to me for three hours.]]

-->'''Pegasus:''' Didn't you arrive here in a ridiculous dragon-shaped jet plane?
-->'''Kaiba:''' I don't know what-
-->'''Pegasus:''' And aren't your bedsheets blue-eyes white dragon themed?
-->'''Kaiba:''' I can neither confirm nor deny-
-->'''Pegasus:''' And don't you like to secretly play dress up and call yourself 'Blue Eyes White Dragon Man'?
-->'''Kaiba:''' It's Kaibaman! And I don't even do that ever, so shut up!
-->'''Pegasus:''' You may like to pretend to be Kaibaman Kaiba, but you'll always just be Kaiba-''boy''.

-->'''Alister:''' Wait a moment, did you just fuse a trap card with a monster?
-->'''Kaiba:''' Yeah, so?
-->'''Alister:''' That's against the rules, isn't it?
-->'''Kaiba:''' Screw the rules, I have a DOOM VIRUS DRAGON! (''awkward cough in the audience'') Oh shoot, [[OverusedRunningGag did I just kill that joke?]]

-->'''Yugi:''' Learned that trick from playing VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld. I always sacrificed Yoshi to jump a few extra inches.
-->'''Raphael:''' Oh yeah? I learned this trick from playing VideoGame/SuperMarioBros (Raphael proceeds to destroy the bridge connecting to the mainland using hand axes.)
-->'''Yugi:''' You just took down that whole bridge man. [[TakeThat What are you, Youtube?]]

* Yami finds out that Ironheart was apparently Dartz's father back in Atlantis. Dartz finds it very odd that Yami has met him since, he's, you know, dead. When Yami asks about Chris, Dartz has no idea who he's talking about and wonders if Yami spent too much time out in the sun back in the desert.

* Téa trying to explain whats going on to two police officers, only for them to be skeptical because of all the enormous plot holes of the story.

* Kaiba's computer identifies him by his passive-agressiveness.

** Kaiba complaining that Pegasus using the Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon makes a mockery of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and no one can take it seriously. Pegasus then starts pointing out the various ways that Kaiba's own dragon fetish [[HypocriticalHumor already does that]].
*** Hilariously, Kaiba tries defending all of them, including the Blue-Eyes White Jet, which had previously been ridiculed by Kaiba himself as an absurdly expensive toy action figure for him to fly around in.

* Alister summons his best monsters, which turns out to be a giant air battleship filled with [[lots and lots of cannons]], and states its aiming right at Kaiba. Kaiba then snarkily answers that, given that thing has cannons pointing in ''every direction'', there is hardly anything it ''isn't'' aimed at.

* Alister summons his best monsters, which turns out to be a giant ship filled with cannons, and states its aiming right at Kaiba. Kaiba then snarkily answers that, given that thing has cannons pointing in ''every direction'', there is hardly anything it ''isn't'' aimed at.

--->'''Serenity''': But ''where''?

* Dartz's latest meeting with his henchmen, as usual, gets weird when he keeps mispronouncing "rank" as...[[ADateWithRosiePalms well...]]

-->'''Kaiba''': How can you be so sure? [[MemeticMutation Nobody even knows what Pot of Greed does!]]
-->'''Yami''': And neither do I. But I can tell it's that one because it's [[ConspicuouslyLightPatch animated differently than the rest of the stuff in here.]]

-->'''Dartz''': We just like duein' people, mang! Valon wants to due Mai Valentine actually...
-->'''Valon''': ''(agreeing with both "do" and "duel")'' Yep.
-->'''Dartz''': Alister tried and failed to due Seto Kaiba.
-->'''Alister''': Happens to one in five men?
-->'''Dartz''': And I just watch Raphael duew Yugi Moto...the wrong guy!
-->'''Raphael''': I've just given up arguing at this point.

-->'''Rex''': These oral Costco dudes are hardcore!

-->'''Kaiba''': ''Are you telling me that we can't build an elevator into space? Because that sounds like something a guy who doesn't want to keep his job would say.''

-->'''Kaiba''': '''''[[SkewedPriorities YUGI LOST A CARD GAAAAAAAAAAME?!]]''''' I thought we had something ''special'' Yugi! What, is our rivalry just one big JOKE to you?! ''(Kaiba slams his hands onto his desk)'' I committed to beating you in a ''(Slams desk)'' card game, and I thought I could rely on YOU ''(Slams desk)'' to be true to me as your most hated enemy! But I guess I was ''wrong!''
-->'''Yami''': Kaiba. It's not what it looks like.
-->'''Kaiba''': I bet you say that to all the duelists! If I ''(Slams desk)'' had parents, they would've said you were no good for me! And one last thing! All those times I got angry and said I'd have my vengeance on you?! I WAS FAKING! ''(Dramatically slams phone down in disgust)''

* Yami rubbing in how much Weevil sucked back in the day. Seriously, he put ''[[JokeCharacter Mushroom Man]]'' in their deck and still beat Weevil with it.
** And then when Yami uses Berserker Soul to keep drawing monster cards, Mushroom Man [[BrickJoke turns out]] to [[HypocriticalHumor still be in his deck.]]

-->'''Joey''': This is like the easiest duel I ever played! I love having bullshit main character powers!

-->'''Yami''': And oh, what a surprise, this next one's a...\\

-->'''Téa''': WE'RE FALLIIIINNNG!!!!
-->'''Yami''': FOR THE RECORD, I DREW ANOTHER MONSTER CAAARRRRRD!!!!!
* There's the scene where Téa's thrown backwards by the Seal of Orichalcos being activated, and she lands against the camera backside first.
-->'''Yami''': Téa! Did you make sure the viewers saw your butt when you fell?
-->'''Téa''': Yeah?
-->'''Yami''': Thank goodness for that, it was vitally necessary!
* Another running gag comes from Tristan constantly reminding Joey that the loser of the duel loses their soul. It culminates in a pretty hilarious TakeThat against 4Kids and their censorship:
-->'''Tristan''': '''*Runs over to Rex*''' Rex! If you lose the duel, you lose your--! '''*Holding Rex, eyes open in a blank, soulless stare*'''
-->'''Joey''': I think he knows, Tristan!
-->'''Tristan''': Oh no! '''*Still holding Rex, but this time with eyes shut as in the 4Kids dub*''' Apparently the Seal of Orichalcos also makes a five-year-old Photoshop your eyes closed!
** Joey is hesitant to duel Rex, as he doesn't know if he can justify taking Rex's soul...until [[DisproportionateRetribution Rex starts making]] [[IncrediblyLamePun dinosaur puns.]]
-->'''Rex''': By the way, I memorized several dozen dinosaur puns just so I could use them in this duel. So I hope you're ready for the mammoth beating you're about to receive Wheeler, because Jurrassic's mine!
-->'''Joey''': ...
-->'''Rex''': Get it. It's like your ass is mine except-
-->'''Joey''': Okay, yeah. Let's do this.
* Joey, Tristain and Tea are confused as to just ''how'' everyone else on the train disappeared...
-->'''Téa''': There better be a good explanation for this...\\
''(Cut to the Temple of Oricalchos)''\\
'''Raphael''': ''(approaching a kneeling Dartz from behind)'' Master Dartz, how did you manage to make all the passengers on that train disappear?\\
'''Dartz''': ''(Dramatic music suddenly cuts out)'' [[DescriptionCut Magic.]]\\
'''Raphael''':...th-that's it? I was kinda hoping there'd more to it than th--\\
'''Dartz''': Nope! [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Magic!]]\\
'''Rafel''':...well, where did they go?\\
'''Dartz''': ''(quickly)'' [[HandWave Magiclaynd.]]\\
'''Raphael''': I was gonna ask why your hair isn't changing color anymore, but I'm guessing it was magic?\\
'''Dartz''': ''(Dramatic music cues back up)'' Nah, mayn; [[BaitAndSwitch I just washed the dye out of it.]] I am a natuwal ter-qua-zee!
* Rex flashback about his and Weevil's fall from grace as their popularity waned.
-->'''Bystander''': Hey, it's those guys who are based on a '90s cartoon!
-->'''Other Bystander''': I LOVE REFERENCES LIFTED DIRECTLY FROM OTHER MEDIA!!
** Rex and Weevil getting beaten up in the alley, with the only thing Joey taking away from Rex's heartfelt story is that a dog peed on him.
--->'''Joey''': Come on, Rex, you should be proud! That was the first ''genuine'' laugh your character has produced on this show!
* Yami lampshading how Weevil just threw Yugi's Exodia cards overboard back in season 1 rather than, you know, KEEPING them like any sane duelist would have done. Weevil doesn't understand the problem.

--->'''Narrator (Kaiba)''': Previously, on Anime/YuGiOh!
--->'''Téa''': WE'RE FALLING!!
--->'''Yami''': [[NoOneCouldSurviveThat There's absolutely no plausible way we could survive this!]]
--->'''Narrator''': This time, On Anime/YuGiOh!
--->({{Beat}})
--->'''Yami''': Holy crap! We survived!

--->'''Yami''': REGULAR JESUS!

--->'''Yugi''': Nobody treats my trading card waifu like that!

--->'''Yugi''': I summoned it from the Spirit Realm!
--->'''Yami''': Does this mean Duel Disks have souls as well? What, is Kaiba [[VirginSacrifice sacrificing virgins]] to make these things?

-->'''Yami''': Ah, so you wanna do this the season 1 style, eh?

'''Alister:''' [[WhatAnIdiot Alright then, I end my turn!]]\\

Crowning Moments of Funny for Season 4 of ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''. '''Please list the examples in episodic order.'''

* Kaiba gets Pegasus to swear to not flirt with him during their upcoming duel. [[spoiler:[[ExactWords True to his word, he instead decides to not be subtle about it]].]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Pegasus:''' We gonna f**k.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Kaiba: GODDAMN IT, NOOO!''']]

* Kaiba's entire duel with Pegasus ([[spoiler:actually Alister in disguise]]):

** Kaiba activates his "Negate Attack" card and because it's a card that hasn't been seen in the series yet, he has to explain how to use it...to its own creator Pegasus. It's not [[spoiler:actually Pegasus that he's dueling against,]] but the effect of "Negate Attack" is still ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, so Kaiba's still being ridiculous.

--> [[spoiler: '''Alister:''']] Wait a moment, did you just fuse a trap card with a monster?

--> [[spoiler: '''Alister:''']] That's against the rules, isn't it?

** And then it became HilariousInHindsight three years later [[spoiler:when Ash won the Alola league in ''Sun and Moon''.]]

'''Dartz''': ''(Dramatic music suddenly cuts out)'' [[spoiler:[[DescriptionCut Magic.]]]]\\

'''Dartz''': Nope! [[spoiler:[[StatingTheSimpleSolution Magic!]]]]\\

'''Dartz''': ''(quickly)'' [[spoiler:[[HandWave Magiclaynd.]]]]\\

'''Dartz''': ''(Dramatic music cues back up)'' Nah, mayn; [[spoiler:[[BaitAndSwitch I just washed the dye out of it.]]]] I am a natuwal ter-qua-zee!

* Dartz reveals the Pharaoh's name: [[spoiler:Atem.]] Problem is, as usual his accent completely mangles it so Yami still has no idea what his name used to be and just thinks Dartz is making up gibberish to save face.

'''Joey:''' Huh...I'm gonna try that! ''(beat)'' Wow, suddenly everything makes perfect sense in [[DorkAge this season!]]''\\

* [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer [Actual 4Kids "Dialogue"] "Tristan, you must chill!"]]

-->'''Car Dealer''': ...[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome I don't know what this means.]]

* Dartz's motive for being evil turns out to be so stupid even ''Dartz himself'' is confused by it once he is reverted to his good self.
* Alister awakens in the hospital apparantly oen room away from where Rex and Weevil are (who are now back to their normal selves). As their childish giggling reminds Alister of more innocent times, he wonders aloud which country he's supposed to be from. Cue Rex.

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* Raphael was anticipating the pharaoh to take him on in an AbsurdlyHighStakesGame, undeterred and ready to take anything Yugi can throw at him. At least, until he makes a reckless jump off the canyon and sticks the landing.