Funny: You Only Live Twice
- The commentary on Bond's evident Death by Sex in the film's introduction.
At least he died on the job... he would have wanted it that way.
- Globetrotting Casanova Bond complaining about the imminent sex encounter.
- "It can save your life, this cigarette." It does.
- This exchange between Bond and Tanaka, after Tanaka introduces himself.
Bond: But if you are Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?Tanaka: I...Love you.
- Bond and Helga after the Kobe Docks fight
Helga: "I got you."Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."
- "Siamese vodka?!"
- Bond's report after Little Nellie's encounter with SPECTRE gunships.
Bond: "Little Nellie got a hot reception. Four bigshots made improper advances towards her, but she defended her honor with great success."