- Sanjuro watching the two gangs face off against each other in a cowardly manner. Even Sanjuro himself is amused.
- During the hostage exchange, Yoichiro runs back to his family... and his mother promptly and repeatedly bitchslaps him, yelling about the trouble he's caused.
- Inokichi accidentally helping Sanjuro escape while he's meant to be looking for him.
- Inokichi tries counting.
- The scene with the two drunken thugs fired by Ushitora. One hits the other on the head and the other starts whining in pain. It's so pathetic it's funny.
- Unosuke's introductory scene:
Unosuke: Want to see something interesting?(He casually pulls a gun out from his kimono and points it at the town sheriff)
- The "Yay!" that a man does when Sanjuro tells him the inspector is leaving.