Funny: Xavier: Renegade Angel

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"I pulled the guy's heart out, and showed it to him, and he was like, 'Nice.'"
"They say when you die, you *** your pants. But not me; I'm gonna *** my heart."
"Are you so retarded you even answer rhetorical questions?"
- The entirety of "Shakashuri Blowdown".
- "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances".
"At least he died with God in his heart. You can taste it. Could use a little coconut."
"It's an earthquake, a SOULSHAKE!"
The hot dog business meeting.
Xavier: I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's wife's buns last night. (Laugh Track)
Peterson: My wife is dead. (Audience goes "Aw...")
Xavier: I never said it was consensual. (Laugh Track) Don't worry, I used condiments. (Laugh Track) She enjoyed it with relish. (Laugh Track) Her mouth passed mustard. (Laugh Track) I could hardly ketch-up to her vagina! (Laugh Track)
How to distract sports fans: Simply pump your fist and chant "SPORTS!"

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