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"Take that! Taste the pain!"
— anyone who beats up Xavier

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    General 
  • Xavier's whole vocal performance. Word Salad at its finest.
  • Any time someone beats the snot out of Xavier with little to no provocation.

    Season 1 

What Life D-D-Doth

Chief Beef Loco

Weapons Grade Life

  • "At least he died with God in his heart. You can taste it. Could use a little coconut."
  • The revelation that the surgeon was having God perform heart surgery is good in and of itself. But his advice to the patient?
    "You're gonna live. Stay off that knee for a week."
  • "They say when you die, you shit your pants. But not me; I'm gonna shit my heart."
  • Pretty much everything about the Eversplosion. It's a sentient explosion.
  • Xavier trying to lure the explosion away from the civilians... but since he needs to ask for directions, he actively directs the explosion towards them, going well out of his way to do so.
    Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake? (the lake?)

The 6th Teat of Good Intentions

  • This exchange during Xavier's Interrogation of the mother.
    Xavier: Where's your husband? The so called 'Father'?
    Woman: He died during childbirth.

Pet Siouxicide

  • After the introduction, Xavier meets an Italian pet store owner whose pet store is going out of business... because the pets are all genetically engineered abominations like the "cheeky chipmunk" (a chipmunk whose cheeks are bigger than the rest of its body) and the "pocket hippo." Also, the store is called "Giuseppe's Ye Olde Genetically Amalgamated Pets."
  • When Xavier and the son of a rich mogul try and do impressions of each other, the boy BENDS his knees in similar fashion to Xavier's all while a distorted version of the show's theme song plays in the background.
  • After the son realizes that pain is real, he and Xavier try to make Coffers Worthington have the same realization by injecting him with a giant syringe full of Native American blood, making him "see the world as a noble Indian." This backfires as he then uses his newfound Native American heritage to open a casino, which he announces by airing a horrifically offensive commercial.
    Coffers: "Howdy, y'all! Injun Chief Worthington here sayin' come on down to my spankin' new Firewater Casino! Come bet on red! Ours slots are looser than local squaw! And we got the Trail of Beers poker lounge! My tribe's genocide is your bona fide! Come see if you can wipe us out! Chief Smoke-em-if-you-got-em say:"
    Monkey in a feather headdress: "If you can't beat 'em, wampum." [Sheds a single tear]
    Coffers: "And fellers, it's all built on an ancient Indian strip club. Their totem pole dances and lap rain dances will make your pole dance and your lap rain!"
  • In the climax of the episode, Worthington has the ancient Indian burial ground drilled like an oil well, causing the dead to emerge as blood monsters which begin killing everyone. Xavier's plan to stop them is to do the same to an ancient cowboy burial ground so the cowboys can "re-genocide" them. However, the cowboy blood was "tainted with Arab blood", causing the cowboys to come out as half-Middle Eastern Terrorists. The whole thing is so racist that it loops back around to funny again.

World of Hurt, BC

  • Xavier is given the opportunity to have three questions answered.
    Floating Shapes: You hath rambled well, thus I shall answer questions three.
    Xavier: Who am I?
    Floating Shapes: I cannot tell you that, sire.
    Xavier: Where did I come from?
    Floating Shapes: I cannot tell you that. Cor blimey, you have one question left.
    Xavier: Why are you pretending to be British?
    Floating Shapes: I have always admired the British.
  • "We don't cotton to strange chinamen, with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time!"
  • After the two men at the diner begin assaulting Xavier, the camera suddenly pans to a basket of fries on a table while country music plays and a Southern-accented narrator compares the basket of fries to the "basket of pain" Xavier is experiencing. Then, when Xavier goes back in time and gets attacked by Nimgok, it happens again, this time with the basket sitting on a random rock.
  • When he ends up in the titular "World of Hurt", the clone of himself shows him around to the many punny locations, including the "Peak of Disappointment" (just a mountain with the show's logo on it).

Bloodcorn

  • We have this gem, from his self monologue as he washes himself under a waterfall.
    • And ultimately he DOES help people, by pop-pop-pop-popping corn!
  • Four words: Blue Chocolate Chip Tampons.
    • Commerical: "EXCLAMATION POINT!"
    • Xavier: "Question Mark?"
      • These two lines also happen to be a pretty good description of the experience of watching the show itself.
  • This little moment when the farmer shows Xavier around his house:
    Xavier: At least this brutal drought hasn't taken your grandma.
    Farmer: That's my daughter. She fourteen.
    (shot of decrepit, old-looking girl)
    Xavier, internally to himself: Ooh, nice AND legal.
  • This brilliant three-tier Catch-22 Dilemma:
    Xavier: Rain, it's just God's tears. I know a shamanic Navajo rain dance that hasn't just blown minds, it's blown ducts, tear ducts.
    Farmer: I'm willing to try any precipitation boogie you got!
    Xavier: HAY A HO HAYaaaw, shucks, I forgot it! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory jogging dance.
    Farmer: Just show me how!
    Xavier: AY YO HWA! AY...can't remember the memory jogging dance. I know, the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquois irony melting dance, and we'll be golden.
    Farmer: Do you remember that one?
    Xavier: Of course! This noodle is a steel cage! But only God can do that dance. And it has to be raining. That's the irony part.
  • When a sentient cloud blows black smoke at civilians, covering them in ash, police arrive to beat said civilians.

Escape from Squatopian Freedom

  • The incredibly sudden appearance and disappearance of the logo
  • This line:
    Puggler: Anyone caught with rules will be branded with the scarlet F.
    * whispers to someone who has been branded*
    Fascist…

Signs from Godrilla

  • While watching the preacher's memories, Xavier falls in love with his widow June, leading him to repeatedly make vows to her which he then "locks in" by shitting himself (or at least loudly farting). This takes more straining every time he does it.
  • Succotash and the Bird.
  • June and Popo star on a talk show called "Signs From God," where the guest star is an actor talking about his movie about a "good Christian who sacrifices everything."
    Angel: Welcome to the afterlife. You will experience an eternity of infinite joy in this realm!
    Man: But my sexy wife is still down there, and those Filipino gators are about to eat her!
    Angel: I'm sorry. You can't go back.
    Man: (pulls out two machine guns) I'm not taking no for an answer! Get me the hell out of Heaven!
    (The man guns down the angel, then does the same to several more of them before jumping over the gates of Heaven and down to Earth)
    Man: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the hooooly shiiiiiiii-!
  • The entire crowd of Popo's worshippers engage in the same bit of Lampshade Hanging after Xavier takes Popo's handler into heaven.
    Crowd: What the?! Weird...You know, to be honest, I was a tiny bit skeptical about this whole "Popo's the Messiah" thing before THAT happened. But now, I really do surrender to Popo!

Shakashuri Blowdown

    Season 2 

Vibracaust

  • "It's an airquake, a SOULSHAKE!"

Xavier's Maneuver

  • As the result of an... unfortunate childhood experience, Xavier is averse to the Heimlich maneuver. This led to him developing his own method of saving people from choking consisting of him shoving his face up the patient's ass and blowing into it.
  • Disgrazio, the Camp Straight singing henchman. He's secretly an undercover cop, and has had to stick with his "singing henchman" persona for twelve years.
  • Don Ho visits the police station to extort them. Part of his strategy in doing so is to spray spit all over the officers until they pay him to stop.
    • While Don Ho and Disgrazio are walking into the police station, one of the officers audibly calls the latter "Dale from that undercover thing."
      Disgrazio: Candy and goo and don't talk-a-loo! (does a Throat-Slitting Gesture)
  • After discovering that the man he thinks is trying to kill Don Ho is dead, Xavier reasons that he must be trying to kill him from the afterlife. With his assistance, Don Ho enters Heaven through a deliberate near-death experience and begins extorting the "afterlight" from the souls there.
    Don Ho: This is a glorious and lovin' light you got up in here. It sure would be a shame if this heavenly light were to be shaved right off your genitalia!
  • Don Ho revealing his "ultimate hitman" who he raised from birth to be a remorseless killer. This is accompanied by a montage of the hitman being mauled by a gorilla as a baby, hit with a cattle prod by an evilly grinning Ho, and chained to a rack while Ho pours starfish down his throat (he fed him a diet consisting entirely of regenerative animals so he would develop a Healing Factor).
    Don Ho: There's only one problem. He doesn't like his life.
    (Sad music plays as the hitman turns to the camera, tears in his eyes)
    Don Ho: But I don't care, seein' as how I'm in the mafia!
  • When the army of hitmen are attacking Don Ho, one of them builds a tower that reaches up to his head just so he can punch him in the face.

El Tornadador

Haunted Tonk

Free Range Manibalism

Damnesia Vu

  • A man with a barcode for a head points a gun in Xavier's face and asks him if he believes in God. He delivers a long-winded philosophical answer that makes the man shoot himself instead.
    • In the next scene, it's revealed the barcode-headed man is also Xavier, meaning not even Xavier is willing to listen to himself!
  • Xavier ends up in a town where people turn into food after being touched. The result?
    Man: Have you seen my ex-wife? She was just here.
    Xaxier: I have bad news and a snack for you.
  • Xavier ends up in a world where time is backwards and sees a person get run over in reverse time. He then proceeds to drive backwards while running people over.
    Xavier: People, hurry! Get IN the way!

Going Normal

Kharmarabionic Lotion

  • When Xavier tries to reason with angry locals who he thought were going to beat him up, only for them to beat up upon an Arab.
    Xavier: I gotta warn you, if you beat me up, one day that pain will come back to me, sex fooold.
    Local: Not you freak, this here terroristical sand negroid!
    • "Please, they prefer to be call sandfrican americans."

Damnesia You

Braingea's Final Cranny

  • Xavier lies to the doctor to get into the asylum.
    Doctor: This area is for patients only. Can I help you?
    Xavier: I'm here to... uh... check myself in! Yeah... I suspect I am crazy! With a capital and sideways 'Z' that's also flipped upside-down, interestingly!
    Doctor: (drawing on a notepad) That would make you... CraNy?
  • The doctor gives Xavier an Inkblot Test, which comes to life (in Xavier's mind) and tells him that he is a reflection of Xavier, and can be whatever Xavier wants. Xavier drives it so crazy that it ends up in the same mental hospital (somehow) and the doctor shows it an inkblot test.
    • Even better, the inkblot is just a picture of Xavier, which just drives it even further into insanity.
  • The final reveal: the entire series was a human Xavier hallucinating wildly while staring at an inkblot test in a mental hospital. In any other show, this would be a cop-out. In this show, it's the only explanation that makes any sense at all.

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