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  • After the infamous Take That! to James Bond, two NSA members are discussing the failure.
    Donnan: And at 0030 hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters.
    James: It wasn't part of the plan for our agent to get shot in the back. That's reassuring.
    • The doomed agent himself has a funny "oh, come on" look on his face when he realizes he's wearing a tux at a heavy metal concert.
  • "It was just a corvette..."
  • After a SWAT team raids Xander's party:
    Xander: All right, I'll turn the music down.
  • Gibbons' line after Cage is is knocked out passing a test:
    Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?
  • After passing the diner test and being tranquilized, Cage wakes up on a plane filled with camouflaged soldiers and two guys that look kind of similar to him.
    Xander: You guys haven't been to any diners lately, huh?
    *laughter*
    Virg: Diner finalists!
  • While Xander and Yorgi are making the car exchange deal, the Czech police agent is up on the roof, trying to listen in. He tries to clean a patch of the skylight with his sleeve so he can see...and accidentally knocks the whole bank of skylights in, exposing himself.
  • Xander's wounded reaction when Yelena laughs at the thought of him as a secret agent.
  • Xander causes an avalanche to take out a sentry post and nearly gets smothered by it, poking his head up out of the freshly settled snow.
    Xander: Nothing like fresh powder.
  • During the shootout at Anarchy 99's castle/hideout/thing, Yelena takes Xander to arm up from a secret Wall of Weapons. She grabs a tricked-out Steyr TMP. Xander follows FPS thinking and grabs the biggest gun in the stash, a FN FNC with a massive drum magazine. A group of men run in and Xander pulls the trigger...and nothing happens. Turns out he left the safety on.
  • When Xander and Yelena take his Weaponized Car to chase down AHAB, he has Yelena go over the manual... Which was crudely put together at the last minute by the weapon master, and has bad hand writing, causing Yelena to get confused on which buttons to press.
    Yelena: Guns, rockets, flamethrowers... This is a tank! We can't use any of this against AHAB!
  • After another death-defying stunt, Xander's made it on top of AHAB, and pulls open the instrument panel only to realize that he really has no idea how to shut the thing off.
  • Xander's hilarious Oh, Crap! face when he sees the binary agents mixing in the rocket...while he's standing on AHAB.

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